Riley 🏁

I'm so worn out it's hard to even be excited but LFG Mariners

since Rasheed Walker claimed the Packers would go undefeated this year, they have;

- lost to the Browns
- tied with the Cowboys

I don't have any commentary to add, I just think that's funny

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.

the elites waited until the week of a will kimmel arca start to take jimmy kimmel off the air. they know there is room for only one kimmel on tv nowadays

I think it's worth asking if the Chicago Bears even want to win this game

"Fight Club" ruined every other movie for me. Anytime I'm watching something, I'm waiting for them to "Fight Club" me.

"Are Meryl Streep and Anne Hathaway the same person," I wonder aloud to the pitying laughter of those around me.

Oh shiiiit hes the guy with the apples

donald trump has been running sprints back and forth between yankee stadium and jfk airport since dawn. he just went past my apartment. i obviously oppose him politically in every way but i gotta call it how i see it: that dude is SO fucking fast. fastest i've ever seen a man run. he was flying

uhhhhh fuck i don't know uhhhh Shit uhhhhhh I give up. i'm sorry

you may notice other partons at the diner leaving a few dollars on their table after enjoying their breakfast. these are donations so you can buy nascar tickets. grab em while you can! thank for your gernosity

hi bluesky users ! today is my birthday :)

I think he just does that a lot. I know Colby Evans somehow got himself blocked by him too, lol

Austin Hill is an artist, and this is his medium

Zilisch has that Davey Allison spark to him. He'll drive the wheels off anything no matter what you throw at him

why do they call it bluesky when you of in out the cold sky

It’s nascar summer

this is now sega dreamcast loving hours. repost if you love the sega dreamcast

many are saying this is Cornelius Zylophone's first oval win. untrue! pocono raceway is actually a triangles

congratulations to Robert Kubica for winning 24 lemons 🍋 race in france

you don’t have to get all “oiled up” to watch a nascar race….. the OIL`S for the cars!😎

@jonbois.bsky.social you should take control of boise idaho & rename it Jon Boise, Idaho. you could be mayor for life

what a hockey game

If I were a theoretical new OEM trying to stake my claim to a driver before I attached myself to a team, I would probably be doing NBA-style tampering with Corey Heim. Sending a guy in a Dodge hat to sit behind his pit box for twelve straight races, giving his dad a job, that kind of thing.

blazed too much glory i guess

the Other Site is down so hello bluesky

horse racing is a lot like nascar except for the parts that are different. and when a nascar breaks down it is not turned into a meat ball

the feeling of refreshment and exhilaration one experiences by biting into a luscious plum—the simplest of joys to walk as a human on this green earth—can only be compared to the sensation of watching the first lap of a nascar race.

should you encounter flotsam amidst any of your journeys asea, hark! it could be the shipwreck of a lost nascar that drove into the ocean mistakenly

The man they call Sprinkler Galapagos has blessed us with his presence once again. Are we truly worthy? I hope we are.

Crews doored him a little but Butterbean left a whole lane on the bottom open into 3. Just racing imo