Melissa Nelson

If you want to freak out Republicans start telling them you’re excited about what ICE is going to do when a Democrat is President and they control Congress

Donald Trump happened because corporate Democrats cheated to defeat Bernie. Do not listen to their tactical judgments, they're wrong. They're just straight up wrong.

Pete Ricketts took over $76,000 from the alcohol and pharmaceutical industries in just two years.

Meanwhile, he's fighting tooth and nail to stop patients from accessing medical cannabis that could help them get off addictive painkillers.

Follow the money.

If you’re an American service member who gets killed in a retaliatory strike, your family can take comfort in the fact that it was done in service of making the host of Celebrity Apprentice feel like a big man for a minute, before he moved on to something else and forgets about this forever

As a Packers owner, I’m so glad I didn’t make this list.

March for Life attendees may have been exposed to measles, DC Health warns D.C. health officials are contacting people possibly exposed to measles at the March for Life in January, as confirmed cases rise nationwide.

I would be laughed out of the writers’ room if I pitched this. Measles exposure at a March for Life rally. www.npr.org/2026/02/08/n...

Seems like a good video for his trial

So, correct me if I’m wrong, but all you have to do to abduct a woman now is dress in camo, cover your face and have a gun and we have to submit or risk death? How are we supposed to know if you’re ICE or not?

Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸

Remind me why the US has the Second Amendment again?

I mean, I live in a country where I can be arrested for kissing someone, or saying I'm not a fan of genocide, but we don't have this national myth thing going on

Yes, JD. Let’s ask them if they think a stay at home mom, avowed Christian, and widow of a veteran deserved to be shot in the face and left to bleed out in her own car after dropping her 6-year-old off at school, for the crime of looking out for her neighbors. Let’s ask everyone running for office.

The White House has been caught.

The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.

In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.

Rockets owners expand talks to buy, move Sun

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

Short corner always works!

SUV marked for Canton (MA) Animal Control parked in a driveway. A large tabby housecat with a collar is hanging on the rear passenger door and peering in suspiciously at the inside of the cabin.

Become ungovernable

in the pit

This entire weekend

When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67

What did Trev do?! #Huskers

Social media was a mistake and now we're stuck with a dumbass president and every person who uses it suffering from some type of mental health condition.

It's the double standard of complaining about participation trophies for young children, but when it benefits you, either directly or as a fan, it's fine!

There are moral victories and tough schedules, but winning is what matters.

Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...

Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market

Couldn't sleep last night, so I threw on a Star Wars movie to stop overthinking. My #StarWars list based on enjoyment:
1)Empire
2)New Hope & Return of the Jedi
3)Force Awakens
4)Last Jedi
5)Rise of Skywalker
6)Phantom Menace
7)Attack of the Clones
8)Revenge of the Sith
9)Rogue One
10)Solo

But ya are, Blanche, ya are in that chair!

Mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell is cool and all but I think classes like "How to calm the fuck down as an adult in a healthy non self-destructive way 101" is something that should also be taught before graduation

The really fun part, every time the president says something utterly psychotic, is that right after all his little toadies and goblins go on camera to say that he didn't mean what he said and that you're stupid for thinking so, his next move is always to announce that he meant every word of it

Bring it‼️

As a Nebraskan, I would like to see Bacon follow through with something. He's all talk and then backs Republicans.

"That is why I will sign the discharge petition right now to release the Epstein files" -- Rep. Grijalva