Dae

Dear Mr. Clegg

I have started a business, selling the contents of your house

I knew when I launched I did not have legal access your house

Without this access my company will not be profitable

Others have told me I have a flawed business model, but I disagree

Please advise how I should proceed

💥 GIVEAWAY TIME! 💥

In the run up to Pride month & our BIG Pride sale, we're giving you the chance to win BIG!

Simply follow Weredog, like this competition post, and repost/share it. You can enter on both platforms!

Winner announced Fri 6th June.

GOOD LUCK! 🍀

T&Cs: go.were.dog/T&Cs

Absolutely beautiful! This should be a stained glass window!! 🩷 (Is the flipside of this Jayce getting baptized by Victor squirting?)

Please stop believing we don’t owe each other anything. We owe each other so much! We owe each other love, equity, understanding, community, compassion, and much more. Don’t let this toxic hyper individualism cut you off from humanity. We’re all connected. We all need each other.

Wandering Bard Giveaway! Win a custom XS, SM, or MD Bard Toys, plus some Merch! To enter Follow us and Repost this Post! Winners selected at random 2/21/25 at 12 PM ET, must be 18+ to win!

Time for our first Blue Sky exclusive Giveaway, and Happy Valentines Day!

Repost this post, and follow us to enter for a chance to win a Custom XS, Small, or Medium Bard Toy!

Must be 18+ to enter, and winner(s) will be selected on 2/21/25 at 12 pm ET!

Rules and more prizes in the next post!

And more!

Just a couple of the designs I've been having fun making with my @bardtoys.bsky.social coloring sheets! (It's actually not making deciding any easier, tbh)

Bone apple tea, Jayce

I spend a lot of time assembling different combos when I'm thinking of making a purchase from you guys, tbh. Lol. So this will maybe help my indecisive brain speed that process up.

And also some color boards, so I can keep track as I start coloring.

Can't sleep, so I decided to be productive by making myself some coloring/design sheets from @bardtoys.bsky.social wishlist.

Happy 5th anniversary! 🩷 Hope to see many more of your fantastic work, guys!

To celebrate our launch on Bluesky, We're giving away £500 to spend on Weredog.co.uk!

TO ENTER:
1. Follow us here on Bluesky
2. Like this post
3. Share this post

Entries will close on Tuesday November 26th @ 11.59pm GMT

Winner announced here on Wednesday 27th November! Good Luck!

@herrkater86.bsky.social Dodo squishes for your collection!

A quartet of dragon sex toys on a pile of gold coins

🐉Want a dragon of your very own?🐉

Follow, like, and repost for a chance to win a custom Pendragon, Arok, Zahhard, or Tsuna in your choice of size, firmness, and color!

As always, 18+ only!
No purchase necessary to enter.
Domestic and international entrants welcome!

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If this coloration should ever make a return (and you happen to pour a medium illithid)...

A @strangebedfellas.bsky.social guided surprise. Always a 10/10, even all these years later. 💕

Talk about a dick pic, eh?

Hard to believe I started collecting all the way back in 2019, with this beautiful toy as my first. And it's still one of my favorites! (Thanks @pleasureforge.bsky.social!)

Left for a couple months, came back to add people from the other place, and this is the first thing I see after I'm done using the search function for an hour. Man I missed this vibe.

Reminder: if you follow me without an age in bio, I will block you immediately.

No age in bio or under 18? DNI/DNF. That simple.