Uberrime Dildos

A werewolf fantasy dildo laying on its side. It's a smooth model with a tapered phallic head, an oblong knot, and a flared base detailed with fur sculpting.

An abstract dildo with a rounded head, curved shaft, and traditional flared base.

An abstract dildo modeled after Uberrime's popular Suavis vag plug. The dildo is shaped to fit snugly in the vagina, with a slanted tip to avoid pressure on the cervix. It has a traditional flared base.

A dragon dildo with a slanted tip, girthy shaft, and flared base with balls and a bumpy scaled outcropping. It's textured from tip to base with bumpy, lizard-like skin texturing.

Here we have a Lunaris Werewolf Knot in pearl violet and purple white; an Elements 3 Abstract in colorshift purple and red velvet; a Suavio Abstract in red, vivd pink, and colorshift purple; and an Arboris Dragon in red oxide!

A werewolf fantasy dildo laying on its side. It's a smooth model with a tapered phallic head, an oblong knot, and a flared base detailed with fur sculpting.

An abstract dildo with a rounded head, curved shaft, and traditional flared base.

An abstract dildo modeled after Uberrime's popular Suavis vag plug. The dildo is shaped to fit snugly in the vagina, with a slanted tip to avoid pressure on the cervix. It has a traditional flared base.

A dragon dildo with a slanted tip, girthy shaft, and flared base with balls and a bumpy scaled outcropping. It's textured from tip to base with bumpy, lizard-like skin texturing.

Here we have a Lunaris Werewolf Knot in pearl violet and purple white; an Elements 3 Abstract in colorshift purple and red velvet; a Suavio Abstract in red, vivd pink, and colorshift purple; and an Arboris Dragon in red oxide!

A white person's gloved hand holding a dragon dildo in front of shelves of silicone dildo molds for pouring. The dragon has a tapered head, a shaft that's bumpy with smooth ridges, and a flared base decorated with small, soft horns.

A medium Raiju Dragon in luster glitter black, rose gold, and clear glitter shimmer. What a beauty!

https://uberrime.com/collections/dragon-dildos?page=2

A fantasy dildo based off some sort of creature, like a satyr or similar. It has a short phallic head, a long undulating shaft, and a thick base sculpted with fur details. There are ridges and bumps across the head and shaft.

"There are many mysterious things on offer in Faeles’s magic shop. [...] But more valuable than any wizardly ware, is an evening of Faeles’s company."

A Faeles Fantasy Dildo in flat black, nola purple, and pearl pink!

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Two hours left to our 15% off sale!

(But also..... I might have ~accidentally~ set the sale to end just a liiiiittle bit later than midnight, in case anyone is shopping and takes a little longer to get through checkout. Don't tell my boss!)

You've got until midnight (EST) to take advantage of this sale.
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A lineup of dildos with a spiffy bowtie sculpted to their bases. They're all poured in neon pink, neon purple, or neon blue color combinations.

Our full bowtie lineup, in their Ready-Made neon candy colorways!

These toys (and the rest of our site) are currently 15% OFF for the rest of the night!

https://uberrime.com/collections/inventory-toys

Uberrime makes some really beautiful pieces! You've likely seen some of them in my videos!

Everything they make is made with platinum cure silicone, so you know it's body safe

Customize them or snag a pre-made, both are on sale!

Uberrime almost never puts their products on sale!

Enjoy 15% off this weekend ONLY!

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A banner featuring the Dapper Bowtie Dildo and Winged Fascinus fantasy dildo, that says VALENTINE'S WEEKEND SALE, 15% OFF SITE-WIDE. Saturday and Sunday, discount automatic at checkout.

Happy Valentine's Day, friends!

We're currently having a site-wide sale! 15% OFF customs, ready-mades, and accessories.

https://uberrime.com/collections

Four silicone toys, including a vplug, an alien grinder, and two fantasy dildos.

Uberrime is running a 15% off sale this weekend - including ready-mades, customs, and accessories 💘 Are you planning to pick up a new Valentine?

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We've had a few dreary days lately ourselves! Glad things arrived safe though :)

Two dildos standing upright against a stark white background. The first, formerly the Mr Bowtie Dildo by EroticEffect, is a smooth phallic toy with a flared base and a spiffy bowtie sculpted at the bottom of the shaft. The second, the Fascinus, is a realistic dildo with feathered wings popping out of the back of the balls-shaped base.

A Dapper Bowtie Dildo in red and pearl white, and a Fascinus in pearl white and pearl pink.

This social media jester is sleepy, so our Valentine's Day Weekend Sale is going live an hour early!

GET 15% OFF SITE-WIDE!

Discount automatic at checkout: https://uberrime.com/collections

Oof, been there a few times.. We hope quick healing is in your future!

As for a question, hmmm... what's the ideal room temperate for a saucy rendezvous?

Indeed! Love getting to see the subtler bumps and curves.

Three dildos (a realistic uncut model, an alien dildo with a rounded head and curved shaft, and a dragon dildo with a broad head and scale-ridged curved shaft) standing side by side, all poured in a medium/tan skin tone.

We have over 60 colors to choose from.

But you can also get even our fantasy toys in skin tones! Because why not?

Here we have a Reservo Realistic, Aliter Alien, and Ardor Dragon.

A gloved hand holding up a tentacle dildo in a busy dildo-making studio.

The Teuthida Tentacle is a classic. Hand-sculpted by Marco, this model's tapered gentle curve & individually sculpted suckers look great in all kinds of colors... but wow, lilac & vivid violet really suit it!

Find the Teuthida & our other tentacles: https://uberrime.com/collections/tentacle-dildos

Three cone-shaped butt plugs and a two-beaded plug. One cone plug has a round base, but the rest of the plugs have t-shaped anchor bases.

Our Basic Butt Plug lineup is indeed basic.

What makes these plugs unique is that each one is custom poured in your choice of 1-2 colors chosen from over 50 color options.

Basic shapes, pretty pours: uberrime.com/a/search?q=b...

A close-up of the Cthulhu dildo's head. It's phallicly shaped for functional use, but it has a face sculpt with Cthulhu's iconic stern expression.

A Cthulhu fantasy dildo with a cephalopodic head, phallicly shaped body defined by tucked tentacles, and a flared base shaped with curled tentacles and dragon-like wings.

The Cthulhu was definitely one of our coolest releases last year.

This one is in luster glitter black, celestial shift, and crucible red! Wowza.

You can find Cthulhu in 3 sizes, in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: https://uberrime.com/a/search?q=cthulhu&options%5Bprefix%5D=last

A white person’s gloved hand holding up a realistic dil in a busy studio setting. The dil is a realistic model, the Felix, which is short with a rounded head and curved shaft. It has a traditional flared base.

The same hand holding another realistic dil. This model is also realistic, the Aptus, but it has an unrealistically long and slender shaft with a shovel-shaped head. It has a traditional flared base.

Short and tall!

Here we have a Felix Realistic in kermit green & pearl white; and an Aptus A-Spot Realistic in pearl white & mermaid blue.

Just like our fantasy toys, our realistic models are customizable in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: https://uberrime.com/collections/realistic-dildos

A biomechanical fantasy dildo with a rounded head, a curved shaft, and a ridged flared base with a clitoral detail at the top. There are intricate line details up and down the toy's length.

A truly groovy large Atlan, in uv yellow and pearl pink!

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An abstract dildo essentially shaped like a barrel with a mushroom cap head and traditional flared base.

An alien dildo with a rounded, finger-like head, a curved shaft ridged with rib-like texturing, and a flared base with a clitoral nub at the top.

A phallic dildo with a broad head, a curved shaft lined with abstract ridges almost like veins, and a traditional flared base.

A tentacle dildo with the classic tapered shape and a flared base, lined down the front with 2 rows of cup-shaped suckers.

Halfway through the week now! How's everyone doing?

Here we have Amplus Extra Girthy in nebula, vivid indigo, and vivid pink; Aliter Alien in astral green and jade shift; large Splendid in pearl turqoise, pearl pink, and clear glitter shimmer; and Teuthida Tentacle in astral green and kermit green.

We love a formally attired D! 🎩

An abstract dildo essentially shaped like a barrel with a mushroom cap head and traditional flared base.

An alien dildo with a rounded, finger-like head, a curved shaft ridged with rib-like texturing, and a flared base with a clitoral nub at the top.

A phallic dildo with a broad head, a curved shaft lined with abstract ridges almost like veins, and a traditional flared base.

A tentacle dildo with the classic tapered shape and a flared base, lined down the front with 2 rows of cup-shaped suckers.

Halfway through the week now! How's everyone doing?

Here we have Amplus Extra Girthy in nebula, vivid indigo, and vivid pink; Aliter Alien in astral green and jade shift; large Splendid in pearl turqoise, pearl pink, and clear glitter shimmer; and Teuthida Tentacle in astral green and kermit green.

A suction cup dildo with a semi-phallic head and smooth shaft, with a bowtie sculpted onto the base.

A semi-realistic dildo with balls. It has a realistic, helmet-esque head, a thick shaft, and smooth abstract balls. At the base, a bowtie is sculpted.

What a pretty set! A custom Dapper Bowtie Dildo in red velvet, vivid pink, and clear glitter shimmer; and a custom Dashing Bowtie Dildo in pearl white and flat black.

We have 3 bowtie models available, in 2 sizes each: uberrime.com/a/search?q=b...

A suction cup dildo with a semi-phallic head and smooth shaft, with a bowtie sculpted onto the base. It's pictured in 3 color variations.

The suction cup bowtie dildo pictured from 3 angles to show the upward angle of its head and smooth shaft.

A semi-realistic dildo pictured from three angles. It has a realistic, helmet-esque head, a thick shaft, and smooth abstract balls. At the base, a bowtie is sculpted.

The bowtie dildo with balls, in three color variations.

And of course we put our spin on it too: EroticEffect's handsomely sculpted bowtie fitted onto 2 of our previously shelved models, a suction cup dildo & semi-realistic with balls.

Available as customs (your choice of firmness & 1-3 colors) & readymades (in candy neons) uberrime.com/collections/...

Two sizes of an ultra-smooth, phallic dildo design standing upright on flared bases. Its head is rounded but doesn't protrude from the shaft much. There's a classy bowtie sculpted into the base, highlighted in a brighter pigment.

The same dildo, laying down. Its head looks more bulbous from this angle. The bowtie at the base is still highlighted.

The Bowtie Dildo pictured from three angles. It's a bit top heavy but stands stable.

The Bowtie Dildo in three color variations.

We're excited to have EroticEffect's beloved Mr Bowtie Dildo design join our lineup as the Dapper Bowtie!

Spending recent weeks getting it ready to release has felt like exactly the right way to start 2026. Art from across the world, that we get to keep making/sharing. uberrime.com/collections/...

A white person's gloved hand holding a fantasy dildo up in the middle of a busy dildo-making studio. The dildo has a slanted, tapered head, a shaft that widens further down, and a flared fantasy base. From tip to base, it's lined with smooth, whimsical ridges.

The Architect! A textured fantasy design for folks who like a lot of tightly lined ridges.

This particular pour is a Small, in the show-stopping combination of galaxy shift, periwinkle shift, and pearl violet.

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Tomorrow is the last day to order a Snowman with a side of carrot and two buns!

We are so honored to make an appearance 🥰

In our experience, strap practice makes- well, not perfect, but definitely more confident! 💪 We wish you all the luck as you continue to adventure.

(The comic subject reminds me, I've been meaning to email you... I'll try to do that tomorrow!)