Glenn Ashmore

But she lies with such authority!

AMERICA! The biggest Caribbean island!

Where have Iheardthat before? Oh! Yeah! "Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in pursuit of justice is no virtue!"

Trump is fascinated by the distortion the Mercator projection gives Greenland. In the rare possibility he did negotiate a deal, he would end up suing Denmark for fraud.

Looks like they are prepping the 7th level but he will need to have part time residence on levels 2 through 9.

But Vancre is not John Tyler. He is owned down to his privates by Peter Theil and worships at the church of Curtis Yarvin. Look I out for an oligachy/monarchy hybrid.

No need for Crockett to lift a finger. She can eviscerate Mace with her tongue.

Why can't the judge defer incarceration until January 21,2028. That will give Trump something to look forward to in his retirement.

I always wondered why the Space X Starship looks like a giant dildo. Then I realized it's a self-portrait!

Elon is all in a tizzy over Mckenzie Scott's charitable donations because concentrated wealth can cause undue influence and damaging effects on society. This, from a guy who just bought the Presidency of the United States for a quarter billion dollars.

If I'm not mistaken, I think I remember seeing them on RuPaul's show.

I.e. "Don't f#@k with my H1B visas."

Looks like he is jerking a lot of MAGAt X sycophants chains to show'em who's boss now. Free speech = Elon speech.

What if he got the deal and then realized that Greenland is not actually as large as it looks on a Mercator projection and sues Denmark for fraud?

With such a broad reaction to the assination of a health insurance executive, it seems to me that the time is about right for the Democrats to resurrect universal health care as a campaign issue.

Kakistocracy, a word with which we must become more familiar.

The resurrection of Rick Santorum in the service of AccuWeather.

Guess I can cancel my subscription now, seeing as how your column was the only reason that I kept it.

Similar to the obstructions here in Georgia. A proposed high speed rail Savanah, Macon, Atlanta, Chattanooga would have the ridership but would pass through 40 counties, each trying to extort a stop in exchange for right of way.

Aristophanes came up with that idea 2500 years ago.