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Told my coworker i was ambidextrous this nigga said “that's wassup bro love who you love” 😂😂

15.02.2026 20:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The internet believes anything. And I can’t believe everybody running with this from HIM OF ALL PEOPLE😂

15.02.2026 20:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same. She don’t miss when it comes to them albums

15.02.2026 18:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s so good

15.02.2026 18:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Discovering a new R&B artist >>> discovering a new rapper

15.02.2026 17:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Carters vs The Whitehouse . I’ll take the Carters in 5

15.02.2026 17:41 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

A screeching halt 😂

15.02.2026 17:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck Gene Simmons

15.02.2026 17:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Side stroke + Neck grab combo 😮‍💨

15.02.2026 17:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eating well done steak is a character flaw 😂

15.02.2026 16:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

3 places I love staying:

1. Home
2. Outta peoples business
3. In my own lane

15.02.2026 16:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

James Patterson is the Phil Collins of books

15.02.2026 15:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m bored. I could definitely go for being a vigilante

15.02.2026 15:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hot take: dating is harder for people (men and women) who actually care about doing things right.

15.02.2026 15:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who watching the all star game?!😂😂

15.02.2026 14:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Soul Men is top 5 funniest movies ever. Idc what anyone says 😂

15.02.2026 11:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t wait to get a new phone I can’t take this shit 😩😂😂

15.02.2026 11:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My sister dropped my nieces off last night cuz she had to work and I knew she didn’t …I call her ass and she in the damn bed. I said I knew you wasn’t going to work a she go say she’s going tomorrow..so who tf watching these kids wtf!?🤣🤣🤣

14.02.2026 16:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She gotta want me as bad as plankton want that formula or it ain’t gonna work. Ain’t going through that again😂😂

14.02.2026 15:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Safely*

14.02.2026 15:36 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

I mean girls WANNA party and get drunk safely goes without saying. But I understand what you’re saying.

14.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Goes without saying

14.02.2026 15:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😂😂😂

14.02.2026 15:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Girls just wanna party and get drunk

14.02.2026 15:35 — 👍 0 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

I love seeing love on other people that shit just ain’t for me😂

14.02.2026 12:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No I didn’t know. That’s a new one lol

14.02.2026 12:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🖤🖤🖤

14.02.2026 12:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if you cheat on me ima stay & teach u how to cheat without getting caught 😂😂

14.02.2026 12:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

from “babe” to “instagram user” a true love story🫶🏾

14.02.2026 12:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Since y’all are so in love, switch phone for Valentine’s Day

14.02.2026 11:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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