@truett.bsky.social
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Just found out the psychiatrist I talked to a week ago has died??? It's crazy that people can die, like 40 year old people can just fucking die. Idk this is me processing
19.11.2025 18:36 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ROOKIE COP: All the rain is making it hard to gather evidence.
GRIZZLED VETERAN COP: But it'll never be able to wash away the filth of this city.
COTTON CANDY COP: *melts*
Why isn't Madame Morrible ever called a witch
19.11.2025 18:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0deadass low-key whatever
17.11.2025 20:21 β π 15 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0Hopefully soon I'll stop wanting :)
17.11.2025 20:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I could never be an X-Man because I wouldn't be able to pick a name & stick with it
16.11.2025 17:30 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0There's a squirrel in the tree outside my window. He has never sent an email
15.11.2025 13:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
purikura princess (this is how i document clothes i make now )
12.11.2025 01:53 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Trying to conceptualize the rest of my year when I realize we're already 10 days into November. My year is basically over! Anyways happy new year
10.11.2025 16:21 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just remembered I dreamed Julie Andrews had a second career as a contemporary fine artist
06.11.2025 05:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The MOON!!! It's doing it!!! It's really happening!!!
06.11.2025 01:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bitch is to bastard as witch is to wizard
04.11.2025 23:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What literally & absolutely the fuck now?
04.11.2025 18:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"I liked that." -5 year old niece's review of The Swan Princess
03.11.2025 23:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My eyes are up here! Nope. Okay down. Over to the left. No, sorry, my left.
30.10.2025 02:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just been announced as the new face of treatment-refractory ADHD Inattentive Type by Psychiatrists Monthly
27.10.2025 20:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Me when I,
22.10.2025 16:47 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm the traffic :-)
21.10.2025 23:59 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just saw what can only be described as a Pontiac
21.10.2025 02:38 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I once asked my doctor if Miralax was just microplastics & (1) she couldn't say for sure (2) she googled it & google seemed to say both yes & no. Also (3) I still use it even though I think it is.
20.10.2025 20:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In fact I had such a nice time in Florida that I'm now depressed about being back in Dallas
20.10.2025 18:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Update on my sunburn: I didn't get one! I had a lovely time at the beach!
20.10.2025 18:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Going on a 7 day family vacation to the beach tomorrow. Fully expect to get burnt to a crisp tbh
10.10.2025 04:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Well, Moon... You've done it again.
08.10.2025 02:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Beautiful men named NoReply are emailing me
07.10.2025 16:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pronouncing "croissants" to rhyme with "moistens"
05.10.2025 22:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The thing about the military officers meeting today is this: do you know where a general keeps his armies?? I'll tell you where: up his sleevies
01.10.2025 03:50 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Well I wish they wouldn't
03.10.2025 17:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The most famous painting in the world, the Lisa Frank
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