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17.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 66 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0@judithism.bsky.social
nyc bisexual jewfag…theater, opera, drummer • they • 18+
Hotel butt
17.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 66 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0I love a quarter of you!!!!
16.02.2026 14:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is great news because it turns out I love Spanish boys in return 😵💫
16.02.2026 13:50 — 👍 38 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Would muchhhh prefer that
16.02.2026 10:54 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The sink angle is doing something weird to my balls but that’s not the point of this
16.02.2026 10:43 — 👍 379 🔁 19 💬 10 📌 0Try to exude some Jewish mystique!!! That’s what I’m trying
15.02.2026 22:35 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait I’m in Spain and I think Spanish boys love me…… don’t tell them I said that
15.02.2026 22:31 — 👍 45 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1Nobody’s my valentine!!! I am my valentine. I’m in France.
14.02.2026 17:19 — 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bonjourrrrr Lyonnnnnn
14.02.2026 17:04 — 👍 78 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0🥹
13.02.2026 19:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.
01.02.2026 23:48 — 👍 23379 🔁 5153 💬 85 📌 141Allegedly a “Hear me out” survey was passed around the student body of the college I teach at and I was ranked the school’s Number 1 Hear Me Out. Putting it on my resume under “accolades and achievements”
13.02.2026 17:37 — 👍 41 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Friday 13
13.02.2026 13:37 — 👍 367 🔁 15 💬 12 📌 0hi
13.02.2026 03:52 — 👍 182 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0My student, for some reason (bribery) put this pic of me and playwright Sarah Ruhl into her presentation…
12.02.2026 23:37 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I think im really good at my job 🥺
12.02.2026 23:29 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My students don’t know that I’m in a piss shit mood but if they try anything they’ll FIND OUT
12.02.2026 18:50 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Shakespeare was neurodivergent and his writing was just stimming
12.02.2026 15:36 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0It keeps happening
12.02.2026 14:34 — 👍 45 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Winston 🥹
12.02.2026 04:23 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Big stretch
12.02.2026 01:55 — 👍 156 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0But science has proven it..
12.02.2026 01:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m mad at everyone. except the girl reading this.
12.02.2026 01:14 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0square pizza is square
12.02.2026 01:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Need someone to tie me to a chair and milk me BUT ONLY if I do laundry take out the recycling and send 3 emails
12.02.2026 00:15 — 👍 55 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0hmmm
29.12.2025 19:42 — 👍 429 🔁 27 💬 13 📌 0It’s really fucking annoying
11.02.2026 02:28 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“Featured photos” “Memories” “One Year Ago Today” ….. does my phone not understand that THE PAST IS COMPLICATED AND I DONT WANNA SEE PHOTOS OF MY EXES ALL THE TIME
11.02.2026 02:27 — 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I went to bed hard and I woke up hard. What’s up with that.
10.02.2026 13:56 — 👍 64 🔁 0 💬 8 📌 1Exactly
10.02.2026 13:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0