W7 | Zero "Melty" Karasu

workin on gunpla

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Fighting games are something so great

Gotta see the silver linings sometimes. Hoping the best for you

Hold up!! His weakness is fire?!!

Gym Leader Erika when you sweep in with a level 20 Charmeleon

I burned myself with the soldering iron and the headphone output still has the same white noise and the speaker wires broke when I tried to get them out of the way and again when I tried to repair them so there is no sound but my Game Boy Color is recapped with a new screen!

two mark-iis

It's the Spanish language poster for I, Frankenstein, but now it says "Yo, Frankenstein." It shows the lead actor wearing a basice grey hoodie and brown blazer with his face all scarred up standing under a gargoyle with some flying fellas in the background, as a giant castle smokes in the further background.

The spanish poster for I, Robot, now called "Yo, Robot." It shows will smith walking in a determined manner and looking off to the right. he's wearing a black leather coat and grey slacks with his cop badge on his belt. behind him is an army of robots.

Important news: Movie titles that begin with "I," in English are very funny in Spanish.

JOURNEY BEFORE DESTINATION

currently dead (tycho has the pac-man watch)

Liver Me Timbers - Penny Arcade Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

New Penny Arcade for your Wednesday.
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2026/0...

"To get through this I'll have to become Dungeon Crawler Carl"

"Then I should be Dungeon Crawler Carl, too"

What's your favorite movie?

Lego Star Wars 2 was amazing. But Lego Star Wars 2 on the DS was an impossibly broken game. You could get through a force field in Jabba's Palace either by doing the level right...or by jumping over the conveniently placed lamp next to it

Some people need to experience games that are, within the canon of gaming, Actually Bad before they can talk about how "bad" a mediocre game is

Bought a Game Boy Color off ebay and there's slight discoloration that wasn't obvious in the pics and there's some pretty bad noise when using headphones so I guess I'm gonna have to do a little more work on this one than I thought

Reimu Hakurei as she appeared back in the PC-98 era of Touhou Project

Reimu 💜

#Art #Touhou #東方project #東方旧作 #博麗霊夢

Amen

Crows: Fortune or Death From MCDM Productions - Crows: Fortune or Death

Fortune or Death

www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...

Ironically, these days it is turn-based

a white horse sticking its tongue out. silly!

timeline cleanse: please look at this picture of the Japanese race horse Gold Ship

Hello! Would you like a long, distracting read about chasing a dream, perfecting analog video, battling AI-driven manufacturing shortages, and sticking to the principle of doing right by the open source MiSTer community? Here's that

terminally online millennials watching a new indiana jones in 2008 be like

we're going back to the first zelda to get botw off the menu

Yu got what I need

toohoo?

I like montages as a way to break up a string of combat encounters or to give a quick victory but I'm actually going to be using [IF YOU'RE MY PLAYER DON'T READ] a montage to approximate the points system in Night Below that tracks the City of the Glass Pool's stability

love that you named them that