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I’d think they’d have learned from the pizzagate guy.

… wait I don’t think that

YouTube-ass thumbnail exclaiming that Ryu's short uppercut is -13?!?!!

I will learn how to like labbing one way or another

well to temper it gonna do sf6 and outer wilds dlc, lets goooo

are you sick of me streaming gradius yet

I am googling plant boss strategies for Gradius 3 like a jerk

Surely there is a strat documented somewhere?!?!

I feel like Arcade Difficulty on SA-1 is actually not out of the question.

Oh the Plant Boss is here! Oh ha, ok this is kinda like Inbachi shit huh

Me: oh she reminds me of that actress. Um… oh! Elisha Cuthbert! She’s hot.
Wife: …oh ok!

——

Brain: what the fuck was that!
Me: I don’t know!
Brain: why did you add that at the end?!
Me: I don’t know!
Brain: what are you even doing
Me: I don’t know!!!
Brain: you’re a moron, me
Me: I know!!!

Gradius 3 SA-1 Hack - Gonna Try Hard Mode Out
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Alex Pretti "used to tell people off when they made sexist comments to female physicians. He bought me coffee when I had a really bad day as an intern...I laughed alongside him daily. He made a point to teach medical residents without judgement, but with a smile on his face and a joke."

Mood in minneapolis right now

The guy that runs the Reddit where people post about patting their cat on the butt like bongos has put his foot down

Here’s where I temper a seriouspost with a dumb joke like always but it is just my luck that I say something that sounds good for once but it also vaguely reminds me about Danganronpa

I told a friend recently that sometimes I do have doubts about humanity, and where we’re going, etc. but as a parent, I feel that you are not allowed to give in to despair.

You have to keep believing in the better world.

I don’t talk a lot about the news lately but just so I am on record:

Fuck Ice

There is a significant body of research about how playing Tetris and other flow-state inducing puzzle games after a trauma can minimize a lot of long term PTSD effects.

If you watch a video of a murder please make that your next step

Eh let’s do casual sets for 20, why not

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Im actually with you because I don’t even know what China could glean from me

“This one’s feed is all Ed combos and thirst traps.” Sure is, China!

Wife: I don’t like the streets and I don’t like fighting

@hedgeybuns.bsky.social do you have that comic you drew about my son’s dream? With the ghost who stole his Pokemon blanket or was that on the other place?

Thank you! The stream wasn’t archived so I gotta wait for them to post it on YT

I guess that’s one way of nerfing Ryu

I heard he’s gonna be in the game!

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If you ever missed those "Oh hi I didn't see you there" videos I made one based on what I've been doing lately. Enjoy please

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Wow that was god awful

I mean I didn’t expect a lot of Otomedius Excellent but it was soooo bad!

Like ok Battle Garegga, the bullets blend in but Otomedius, I kept wondering what killed me over and over

Then you go back in time to kill the final boss as a kid, like, what are we doing here

Ok gonna do some SF6 to see how good my neutral/punishes are or aren't, then it's time for sexy gradius I guess

(SF6 then Otomedius Excellent)

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There is no version of medical ethics under which this is anything other than lunacy

Sorry for quoting you, figured it was a good question and wanted to answer more broadly

Gonna be real and quote this - I really don’t know very much about Otomedius and I want to go in a little blind.

I have heard it’s a bit of a mid shmup and my impression is “what if we took sexy parodius more seriously” which I think is a weird call

My Gradius journey has led many places but one... and now it looks like we'll have to go there on tonight's stream of

Otomedius Excellent

(Also gonna see if I can get the Arcade Otomedius going as well)

Me: would you watch an anime with me for the internet
Wife: sure, what’s it called
Me: Neon Genesis Evangelion
Wife: (under her breath) The fuck…?