No, heart attack mid orgasm during sex with someone way out of my league, even famous. Then everyone would be like "damn, picklerick!!"

Diabetic coma after a ridiculous bacchanalian buffet feast.

Definitely top 3 ways to go.

The question is how long will it take Austin FC to get to Jaden Nelson number of goals?

Well, that was ugly. Especially when hoping to gain a little momentum before the opener.

Everything JT Miller touches dies.

Black boards. Who would have thought that was a terrible idea?

More like "no peace for no piece day"

Well, with Epstein gone, Elon has got to find underagers somewhere.

Hockey is a flat circle.

Maybe that's just Rangers hockey.

I was thinking more life imprisonment with daily supervised beatings from victims of child abuse.

Lol, you'll need more than a day....

Lol, weird take from the guy with the most posts and replies on the subject. Project much? Or still googling the properties of ice?

I'm just amazed at a Canadian who doesn't understand how ice works.

Lol, what a sad life you have.

I'm sorry the concept of ice is too difficult for you to understand.

Lol "its ok he broke the rules because I don't think it mattered" is a pretty shitty attitude.

You were definitely "under" prepared...

Congrats?

Daboll looks so angry. The man could be pissed off after winning the lottery while getting a BJ from a supermodel.

Here's an idea, maybe take care of the players you have.

Hey, on target is a good start for the U-man.

Is it too early to blame Uzuni?

Deflection possible own goal sounds about right...

Assuming firing Drury is off the table, my answers were:
1. Hire an assistant GM with experience who isn't from the Boston hockey circle.
2. Fire the player development guys (glass, staal, ortmeyer) and hire a competent head of PD.
3. Trade everything you can.

Weird...

My SSN is 987-65-4321.

But my Adress is:

1234 567th st apt 89
Springfield USA.

Thank you. I've been told it involves bible study and a blind eye.

Monkeys need discipline.