Zephyr of Spiders 🕷

anyway

Everyone who carefully constructed obfuscations in politics over the last hundred years must feel like a real dummy. Actually you can call it The Department of Murder. You can post a video of yourself dumping diarrhea on the public. You can go on TV and say "I am stealing from you lol"

repost if you support nazi suicides

The moral of the story is to never trust a Marine.

Holy Warrior Pete Hegseth is bringing his fundamentalist interpretation of Christianity into the Pentagon.

Hegseth on "spiritual readiness" as essential for US military:

“... wherever we can, we invoke the name of God; we invoke the name of Jesus Christ. We want that spoken and talked about inside our formations.”

This should send a chill down your spine.

www.theatlantic.com/national-sec...

"I am a heterosexual man with gender dysphoria who allowed myself to be hollowed out and turned into a vessel to contain the Creeping Rot within me, a sacrifice that will save the entire world from doom because, as a completely unfeeling automaton, I simply can't be corrupted by the rot. I'm valid."

Can we get more info about the specific Croatian tattoo artist that allegedly put a Totenkopf on a drunk Marine? I feel like there's probably a harrowing spy novel somewhere in there.

#Accounts of #Mongol #soothsayers #Scapegoats

Again, my very real future-gazing powers tell me that "Dignity" will be the word of the year in 2026

Have you noticed that the Democrats are far more upset if a trans person runs for office or even asks for dignity, but will immediately rally around a neo-Nazi with open Nazi tattoos claiming that it’s a purity test to push them out. That’s a feature not a bug of white moderate centrism.

The other side bit that bullet so hard that now those candidates *are* the establishment. I am also not saying anything new.

The most extreme paranoia you've ever experienced is likely less paranoid than I take for granted on a normal Wednesday.

for the last year or so my main concern has been leaving a paper trail in case I mysteriously vanish. That concern is slowly fading but will likely never disappear entirely

The people are so desperate for a flag to rally around that they're willing to listen to Modest Mouse if they think it would help.

Man, what a cool lookin' psychic

Maybe if he calls a big meeting to call them gay and fat again that will help somehow

What it looks like

brave for this one but it's 100% true

*whispering*

Bernie’s personnel judgment has always been shit and it would have been a real problem if he’d won

Salmon clear last Klamath dams, reaching Williamson and Sprague rivers Just a year after four dams were removed, a group of fall Chinook have migrated nearly 300 miles into the Upper Klamath Basin.

For the first time in more than 100 years, Chinook salmon have been spotted at the confluence of the Sprague and Williamson rivers in Chiloquin, the government seat of the Klamath Tribes in Southern Oregon.

the camera is the unquestionably the most perverted of all man's infernal devices

enheduanna: *looking at me judgmentally* our eunuchs could stand to gain a few pounds if we're honest

MY SISTER: dad you have to stop inviting the stone age ancestral ghost to thanksgiving
MY DAD: don't call him that. they had simple copper tools back then
ME: come on. you can't say the shit he says about sumerians anymore
ABAISH-TAKAL: They worship dogs in Uruk. Their eunuchs are too scrawny

I seem to do a lot better with tasks that are eerily resonant metaphors.

'defund the police' IS the compromise position

It's specifically a symbol of the Waffen-SS, which were the most hardcore, committed Nazis! The context makes it somehow worse.

Sorry! I was in a bad mood because of the decades of being lied to.

Okay, and? Since when have educators cared about retaining knowledge long-term?

How To Join ICE STEP 5 Undergo background check confirming at least one prior arrest for a violent crime

How To Join ICE https://theonion.com/how-to-join-ice/

every media company: tiktok is eating our lunch. we have to shit all over everything that made us unique to create a shallow copy of the worst things about it, NOW.