riley | CEO of Nightmares

Still the funniest thing 🤭

Dear Maria on the work radio last thing on a Friday 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

I'm obviously not in favor of political violence but I'll be goddamned if I shed a tear for a man who made his entire career calling for that exact thing.

Sit on your posting hands if you have to, ok?

Oh no! by All Time Low is so good holy smokes

The fact that innocent babies are going to suffer for her stupidity makes my blood boil tbh

Tracks tbh

What gif pops up when you type in your name?

Controversial opinion: people who claim to read hundreds of books a year aren’t actually reading shit. They’re skimming AT BEST and retaining nothing just so they can say they ✨read✨ more than other people for fake internet points

Guys (gn) I don't know how else to say this but you've gotta make the weird, beautiful shit you want to see in the world. You, personally, are a whimsy factory, making a sort of magic that only you, personally, possess. Yes, the dark Horrors are many, but the delights are MORE and they are brighter.

Oh, good! Def don’t use your vpn on their site tho, bc you will end up getting banned for real for it. I’ve seen it happen to a lot of people 😭

Do you use a vpn? Their algos don’t like those 😬

They’re coming to see you and the babies, not your house 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

While I fully respect the hustle, 10 albums in it really CAN go for a while to make room for another song 😂

Hopecore

jfc he’s about to choke on Trump’s dick here

we’re back baby! 🥰

An image of Hawke with text reading 'just found out I'm part of the problem which sucks but it feels good to be a part of something'.

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Guns aren’t freedom. They’re guns. They’re not a metaphor. They’re a thing to shoot people with. Guns are a leading cause of death of our young neighbors. They’re not a metaphor.

Brat summer? No. Hot girl summer? Also no.

I’m having a Lucanis Dellamorte Summer: fueled by coffee, doing my best to eat well with a proper amount of vegetables, minimal sleep, and completely filled with Spite.

performing a what now

An image with text reading 'When you've already given it your all, but it's only Wednesday' and a sad looking Alistair.

For people: Don’t water your plants, we need to conserve water.
For factories: here’s fifty billion gallons of water, whatevs.

For people: don’t use your air conditioning, we need to conserve power.
For AI memes & bitcoin scams: here’s fifty billion gigawatts, whatevs.

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Tyler, Texas (derogatory)

I don’t know exactly how to explain it, but there’s something about him that speaks to my soul 🥺