🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦

Easy. Homan SAYS he wants to de-escalate, but he's lying because he's DOING nothing to accomplish it.

She's being punished for daring to suggest he told her something bad.

Why do they hate this child so much??

I did believe better until 2024 taught me that not only will Americans put a fascist in the White House, he can literally tell them "I am a fascist and plan on doing fascist things" and they'll still vote for him.

How long til Grandpa needs a nap?

Or wanders to the window to stare at nothing?

"And I couldn't possibly take a pay cut to offset it. Are you mad?"

The movie isn't a documentary, it's a fluff piece of propaganda that won't even begin to answer the questions we all have about her.

If they did a real Diddyesque documentary about her and her many, many skeletons, it would sell out.

You've got a popcorn bucket. And a cup to pee in.

Those doors are bolted once you enter.

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Okay Melanie I will be the one person willing to watch your movie, however I have conditions.

You give me the booze I need to suffer through this (not Trump anything, you get me good stuff) and I'm allowed to livestream my reactions in real time, which will surely be mocking.

Besides her child, this might be the only thing Melanie actually cares about and that it's a historic flop brings me joy.

First order of business in Jan 2027 is clawing back all that money before abolishing the Gestapo completely.

The fictional Forrest Gump did more in his time of service than JD.

I don't know where he finds the time for this. I know he doesn't have a job, but he does have a wife pregnant with their bandage baby, a widow he's suspiciously close to and a couch taking up all his time.

The only good thing about this entire mess is Kash Patel is a moron and likely didn't think through the consequences.

I might just force myself to watch it and mystery science it for the rest of you.

Mostly because being buzzed and watching terrible movies is one of my favorite things.

It's very funny she expects us to believe this.

Her job is to stay pretty. Literally that's it. She gets paid to show up and make other men jealous that he got a gorgeous wife. (Which is becoming harder as she ages.)

Yay we're Austro-Hungary during WWI, except much, much stupider!

More people yelling things to contradict him please. Not only is it the best way to counteract his lies in real time, it's extremely funny when he throws a tantrum and flips them off with his baby fingers.

Heart doctors have given him less.

My over was Mar. I still think that's probably the time we finally are rid of him, but now I think he might keep inflicting himself on us until his birthday.

Although it happening on June 13th would be hilarious.

Or KNOWS he doesn't have two years left because his doctors have told him that.

"There will be a time when you can write that story, maybe in two years, three years, five years — five years, no one is going to care, I guess. Go ahead and sit down.”

-Grandpa Shouty admitting he's actively dying and doesn't think he has even two years left.

Lil's gonna get a spanking!

They're both counting the seconds until they don't have to touch the other one.

Him because he's a racist and her because, well would YOU want to touch him?

My beef is how do any of these people have the time? Do they ever work?

"There will be a time when you can write that story, maybe in two years, three years, five years — five years, no one is going to care, I guess. Go ahead and sit down.”

-Grandpa Shouty knowing full well he's dying

He's hiding his rotting left hand and thinks we can't figure that out.

Stephen Colbert announced that his last show airs May 21st.
What a coincidence, that's National Cancel Paramount+ Day.

Lots of room in Hell from these Monsters: The entire Cabinet, all these incels, Miller, McLaughlin, everyone at Fox except Jessica, 98% of Congressional Republicans and of course the guy who knows he's not going to heaven, which is why he keeps bringing it up.