cat farmer

Well, looks like it’s time for me to go on a social media hiatus. Time to get off the things until morale improves!

Looking forward to a sky full of pigeon shit during a hot, muggy Chicago summer.

As a plus, they’re usually hella cheap, especially in comparison to Alka-Seltzer!

I HAVE A SOLUTION.

Look for these bad boys:

You do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to George W. Bush

[screaming at the top of my lungs, once again] the fundamental technology of humanity is care

Truly, episodes 5 and 6 of Heated Rivalry made all of the previous episodes retroactively better and I was already pretty happy with them!

Pope Leo condemns suffering in Gaza in first Christmas sermon Pope Leo condemns suffering in Gaza in first Christmas sermon

Pope Leo condemns suffering in Gaza in first Christmas sermon

Pope Leo, on Christmas Eve, says denying help to poor is rejecting God Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon on Wednesday that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and stra...

Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com

Bari Weiss is one of the most uniquely untalented human beings alive. ostensibly things have been going well for her for years now and I haven't noticed because I think she's such a flop. she could become president and I'd still think "what is that flop up to these days"

What idiot called that little narc Elf on the Shelf and not Police Navidad?

If da Pope actually excommunicated that monster couch-fucker, the Holy Spirit would move me so much I’d float.

my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides

Mine would be the defunct Late Night Snack from Ben & Jerry’s or Affogato if the museum would allow.

@ds9official.singles @shortymcboots.bsky.social TELL ME YOURS

Found out that at the Museum of Ice-Cream, employees have an ice-cream name.

So, BSKY, what would your ice-cream name be?

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I am so pleased! 👹

Two screenshots of Peggy Olsen from the tv show Mad Men on the phone saying, “Happy Thanksgiving. I need $280 for bail.”

I was too full of food and drinks on Thanksgiving to remember to post this but it must be done.

YES, GOOD

US INSIDE THE VAULT WITH VAULT!HARI

Genuinely feel that if we had more black women in government, things would be better.

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

This is why I think we should stop talking pedophiles and start talking rapists, traffickers, and abusers. I don't give a fuck what a predator's pathology is or isn't! Both 5 and 15 are kids and minors, and powerless, and it's the powerless that rapists target. Megyn Kelly is a rape apologist.

WE HAVE BEEN OVER THIS. YOU CANNOT BE TRICATULAR!

(But you maybe should be 😢)

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

I’m not a Trekkie but I’ve done enough basic research into the Star Trek fandom to know women basically invented it, and are why the show even continued to exist. This kind of writing is part of institutional sexism that denies women’s accomplishments and role in history and it infuriates me

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,

So beautiful!

"AI is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be re-consumed" so succinct! so good!

My review of Taylor’s new album is that when Beyoncé turned 35 she made LEMONADE.