Shortcake

I am stealing that. I don't ever have gloves and always wish I did.

I love this. I hope he's having a good time and meets nice people.

He seems sweet. Don't ruin him! 🤣

I say this to myself every day. Bit by bit it all adds up. It has always worked for me before. It will work again. Bit by bit. (hang in there)

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Just reading this brought me joy. Enjoy!

Natural consequences are the only way some people learn.

Love this.

Seeing Tim Allen on tv makes me irrationally angry. They love him.

Congratulations!

I'm claiming this. Tomorrow things turn around.

Larry Flynt 2.0

This especially bugs me when the ootd has a full length outdoor coat, and the outfit doesn't work without the coat. What do you do inside?

Work of art right there

No, if anything you were trying to be helpful. I think he thinks of electric as "how it's powered" and electronic as "how it functions." Like an electric can opener (electric but mechanical in function) vs an electronic toy. So digital was helpful. He's doing too much.

I know that's right! Congratulations!

folks, I want to remind you that a ton of federal workers are about to get their last pay check at the end of this month and this stuff is going to get much worse

Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life:
1. The smell of rain
2. Perfect temperature days, where it feels neither hot nor cold
3. My kid when he walks in the door from school
4. Finding a new, good book (bonus if it’s a series)
5. The first sip of tea

I understood why my mother didn't know everyone, but I didn't understand why she didn't know ANYONE. Now I understand.

Imagine. I pray for this to make a comeback.

Yeah, I'm going to enjoy it, but I wish it was a later round.

If this was the 90s, she'd have a Ricki Lake style talk show, and I would watch it.

Okay! One retired and several more showed up. I'm loving tennis right now.

Walgreens regular price for candy bars and m&ms is $2! I used to grab something just because, but not anymore.

> @govwesmoore.bsky.social

💯It feels like the same people repeatedly missing the plot. We have to focus on the primary issue at hand.

Okay, this might get me on Tik Tok...

Nooo, I finally got it out of my head. 😭

This actually isn't about porn. They are going to start calling things porn that were never porn. Sex Ed, resources to help trans and LGBT youth, medical literature and journals on women's health, drag queens existing, women's clothing in public.. it's all about to get policed.

Whenever you're around, He Loves me, Golden. Favorite Jill Scott feature - Daydream with Lupe Fiasco