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Stuyvesant
Nostrand
Jay
Halsey
Lewis
Myrtle
Madison
Logan
Cropsey
Neptune
Mermaid

Oh ffs

If we had just one mental disorder, dayenu!

Me: guys, c'mon, I can't have ALL the disorders.

My very dedicated team of mental health professionals:

Me: guys, c'mon, I can't have ALL the disorders.

My very dedicated team of mental health professionals:

Some day we should get our mental health teams together so they can trade notes.

bsky.app/profile/jsx....

Me and my thumbs make three.

*worst

But people who make it their whole identity and wear it on a tee shirt are universally pretty toxic.

I think there's space in the age of subreddits and discord channels for there to be a place where boy moms can commiserate about how they were unprepared for how many things they had to tell their kids not to do with a penis, or girl dads to boggle over how wide the range of hair accessories is.

The only “girldads” I recognize are girls who are also dads, like me when I show up to take my niece and nephew to Shake Shack like a real deadbeat father

This post made me worried about what rituals I forgot, and now I need to go check.

Sleep well!

I did not want to presume, but I was kind of wondering if you'd be open to discussion.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

"She" is my therapist.

Then I get to do more chemistry experiments on myself

Personally, I think my theory is the most robust:

Brain Demons.

Today is therapy day, which means another fun round of "you don't seem to be responding to this the way we'd expect, maybe there's something else going on"

What if OCD?

That's, like, the fourth or fifth thing in that paragraph that should get you out on a list.

Wait, what city is this in?

1 star, would not Be again

Brain demons are restless.

"I think it was Thomas Jefferson who said 'your scientists were so busy asking if they could, they never asked if they should'," Duffy told reporters. "So we fired all the scientists and we're just fucking doing it."

That just means you have undiscovered mental health problems

Everyone on Bluesky has one mutual whose posts exactly reflect their own mental health struggles, which they are perpetually unsure whether to "like" or not.

Including walking and breathing?

You know the Doomsday Clock, where every couple of years scientists move it one click forward, and when it hits midnight that's human extinction? Right next to it is a much smaller clock labeled "US CIVIL WAR" with the hands just wildly spinning

Sorry. But not very sorry.