PadTy is Radiant🌪️

In a random hotel room in Missouri, I share with you a photo of my clothed ass. I'm bent over on the bed, rear in the air. My face is not visible. There's some terrible hotel artwork behind me. Taken in 2024, before the incident.

It's Tuesday evening and I'm using my inaugural draft message on BlueSky for #WagonWednesday

What was I going for? Playful? Awkward? Confident? Tragic?

You be the judge!

😂 the alt text!

[Handing you 50 cents, cents, cents]

Also: 🔥🔥🫠🫠🥵🥵😍😍

A post from around 3 months ago reading as follows: "Remember that long spring weekend that we started before dawn? We lit the grill and kept it burning all day! We had some drinks, smoked some weed, and played Frisbee. Then, that night, we went to that concert. Minds blown! An ideal day with the best company. THAT'S what my profile smells like. "

There's some pretty good Floyd tribute bands out there touring! Go see!

These were influential shows for me. I was basically a kid for the first show and it was eye-opening. By the time the second show happened, I was ready for it.

I was referencing the '94 show in the post below...

A text message reading" I'm probably going to drink wine tonight if you wanted to pick up another bottle"

Scene: Deep within the wine section

Voiceover: Confident that he would be appreciated for surprising his partner with a bottle of her favorite wine, our protagonist smiles to himself. It would be a fine evening indeed.

A text message from that very partner shakes him from his vision.

😐 Foiled.

*my fellow

The announcement that BlueSky finally has a drafts function.

Shortly before I left the other place, I emptied my drafts folder like imperial star destroyers empty their trash before hyperspace.

(Shout-out to fellow my Episode V nerds!)

I can't wait to fill up my drafts folder here, a living journal of madness!

😮😮😮

Another Pink Floyd ticket stub, dated 29 May 1994. The admission price was $32.50. a great show on a holiday weekend!

Oh whew!

Also 😉:

Not a Floyd fan? 😥😥

Age verification?

I was there!

[🎶But I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge, but I was there.
I was there.
But I was there.🎶]

Love this!

THIS is my favorite photo of you! 🔥🔥🫠🫠

Love it!

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😍😍😍

Hello! 😉

Beautiful writing here!

Check it out!

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😮😮😮😮🤬🤬🤬🤬

We've had snow on the ground for days and days now (unusual). It's starting to get to me just a wee bit.😐

I do! 😍🫠🥵

Feel better!

💯💯💯

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I don't know why I decided that this is, in fact, the best reply gif. It is though.

[Whispering]: 39 days 🌱🌱✨✨

Goliath - Sci-Fi & Fantasy - Literotica.com Technology for a more powerful orgasm comes at a price.

My sci-fi story, Goliath, is a year old and still going strong!

It's fun and weird and definitely has sexual elements befitting sci-fi.

Give it a read over @literotica.com while I pace around and try to figure out what to write next.😬🌪️

#Literotica #smut

www.literotica.com/s/goliath-7

A fire pit blazing steadily as it sits in the snow

Fire and ice.

💯This! There's no stopping AI, but I think we'll always beat the machines with respect to creativity.

A screenshot of a chat wherein "Charlize" addresses me as "dear" with a smiley face and hearts! Hearts!! Then the account was immediately deleted, presumably because she was shy.

Act 3: Heartbreak

And just like that, she addressed me as dear, and then was plucked away. Like a summer breeze.

😥😥🎭🎭🎭

A screenshot of the c-harlizetheron44 account following me. I know it was her. I know it!

Act 2: Reciprocation

(You can bet your sweet ass that I followed back because this definitely wasn't a bot. No way. Not possible.)

A screenshot of my post proclaiming my love for Charlize Theron, who is not only a total badass, but also wonderful at acting. Also, attractive.

I present to you, dear readers, a tragedy in three parts:

Act 1: My confession: