Jason Goldman

Incidentally one of the big cultural shifts I’ve noticed since the 80s is that Fart is now not even considered a bad word at all. But Shut Up and Stupid have been promoted to just below Motherfucker.

We’ve seen 4 movies this summer with the 6 year old and NONE have crushed as hard as the Toot Fart joke in the Cat in the Hat trailer. He keeps asking why we aren’t just seeing that already.

Love being a parent to both a boy and a girl. But there’s a moment when you have your kids over at the house of parents who only have girls. And you can see them clock for the first time that little boys are a different kind of wild animal. And we have a relatively mild one!

Jalapeño is a fruit

Online leftists trying to fight AOC over a MTG Israel-Palestine stunt is really too much.

My record on Palestine speaks for itself. I’m proud of it. One of the strongest in Congress. I throw down for pro-Palestine candidates. Largely unrecognized work. That’s fine. Disagreements are fine, too. But if you want to toss all that for 1 half assed MTG stunt, be my guest. I know where I stand.

That time when Conan turned to me immediately after this photo and said “after this we should go around town and fight people”

I’m in a socials lull

Yoo

Barack Obama wants ‘less whining’ from Democrats, tells them to ‘toughen up’ At a private fundraiser in New Jersey, the former president said he’s not “surprised by what Trump’s done” and urged Democrats to take a stand.

this is really good. Obama saying this *specifically to the money people at a private fundraiser* is a very good sign. Especially as this is, by his standards at an event that he knows will be quoted, scolding them pretty harshly. www.msnbc.com/top-stories/...

It’s good right?

James Gunn’s ascendancy with Superman marks the turn in cultural tide. Canceled for old tweets (that actually were pretty wild) he returns with just a SEARING anti-Zionist superhero movie that also works thru internet mob mentality. We’ve reached Hegelian based-woke synthesis.

Supermoon.

If you’re an AI skeptic consider that Grok did a slicker antisemitic dog whistle than the VP

The ruling party is rolling tanks thru the streets and talking about forcing millions of people into farm labor while at the same time saying that a couple city run grocery stores are the peak of Communism.

Tomorrow in the @nytimes.com: Susie Barnshaw, a junior at a high school in Queens, is a bitch with a fat ass. Though this is not normally within the scope of our paper’s focus we realized that we were about to be scooped by @LolBigDickBoiii69420 on Twitter.

The whole thing is legit fucked but this makes it personal www.lawfaremedia.org/article/good...

Lollllll haters are so mad. This shit was amazing. I lost my entire mind.

The saucer that fucks the milk

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Fixed bayonets and then retired to Bowdoin only to see his legacy besmirched 140 years later. Shameful.

Trump Suggests He'll Pressure CNN, NYT Reporters On Iran Trump suggested reporters could be pressured into giving up sources on recent stories about the military strike on Iran — and the sources could be prosecuted.

So many media people lost their minds over 'censorship' when the Biden admin. asked social media companies to not platform Covid disinfo.

Where are they now when the current president says he plans to force reporters to disclose their sources? Crickets.

Zohran the Destroyer! He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the destroyer came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor!

Good day at work 10years ago today.

I hold at your next the Gom Jabbar

James Bond is going back to space!

Summer goals

Like almost everything is. Fake podcast clips, fake trainers. Everyone hot online is OF lead gen

That’s OF lead gen homie

You seeing Snorri Sturluson live?