zasterly

cant believe dudunsparce and masquerain are in the same tier as kingambit in 2100, powercreep really got him

man fuck drivers licenses, fuck social security numbers, fuck all that identifiable bullshit. i just want to hop on a train and never look back at my past life, reforging my own path. but you cant do that anymore. because of woke

Challenge: Find Globox

i say ai and not even a second later get followed by a bot, its so over

ai overview smfh

the kids named khaleesi better be so glad no has cared about game of thrones in years

look at this new card i got on pokemon pocket!! isnt it swag

an 80bp normal stab move with a 100% chance to sleep?!
wigglytuff to ubers

Me using the Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul fight as an example of why us just remaking movies and nostalgia farming is actually very sad and we should just accept cool, newer, and interesting things

Like Women’s Boxing

nah we just want to see more lapras usage in generation jumble

@generationjumble.bsky.social still does not follow me. what does a nice girl like me have to do to get their attention, sighhh....

ive solved this problem by dating my alarm clock

ICANT +2

pov youre zapdos

when i die i hope someone posts my entire life story under my favorite song for a couple likes

me at the grocery store in ontario
"would you like your milk in a plastic or paper bag"
"its alright, i brought my own bag"

it would be peak if you did

this the type of shit that would be popping off in 2011 and we love you for that

yo this is awesome

conservative candidate in 2032: how can i be racist, i watch black streamers

A presentation's title screen. It just says "Porn".

Crazy ass presentation

what the corviknight sees passed out on the ground after i crit thunderbolt

i would

thats awesome

google-

just wait for mega snorlax to become viable in gen 10 ou

your post really popped off bestie, you love to see it

how it feels to be singlehandedly carrying snorlax's usage and win rates

when you in an argument with your tapeworm gf and she stops letting food pass your intestine until you admit she's right