Mad(s)

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It was pre 911 and my only anime that wasn't dragon ball or sailor moon what do you want from me

i watched it back to back with Drive and pretended Nice Guys was where he wound up after the ending and boy that makes for a weird movie

see you get it, honestly i don't think people are doing enough for me

i blame growing up with Tenchi Muyo

hanging and begging for smush

"When you get to the hospital, tell them you have a spiral fracture of the radius and ulna"
"a WHAT?"

ass is out, i am now more powerful than you could possibly imagine

ala-kaBLAM

Ngl, this has been stressing me out the whole day and im not even in the areas where the retaliations are happening…

Espero que todos los que anden en estas zonas y sus familias estén a salvo

Chingen a su madre todos los putos del CJNG

I love not being able to get insurance through my work, so by default i don't get a tax refund. Extra fun that i now owe 90 bucks

Have the daughter grow up to ALSO be a loser PI, solving crimes

god fucking dammit, The Nice Guys, not good guys. I used to be able to remember things

This isn't pity posting. This is me choosing one birthday gift for myself over another.

Now the sniffles, that's pity posting. Women who've been through childbirth will never understand the burden of sinus distress. Sometimes i gotta squint my eyes a little to see through the tears.

Now and forever.

Alright well, looks like i'm choosing food over resident evil this month

great cap to spending all day doing literally nothing but blowing my nose and eating soup

I watch like...maybe 2 or 3 movies a year, and one of those is usually watching The Mummy again

But i'm still proud to talk about my favorite movies any time because it's bonkers shit like Drive, Pig (2021), The Good Guys, Nobody.

I appear to have a type.

I have never been more overjoyed by my confusion at a movie. Never knew what was coming, never disappointed. As someone who works in restaurants, almost as stressful as The Bear

The same people who unironically declare "if that child isn't being sexualized by this depiction then why do I have a boner right now"

it's such dumb fun

just realized this is also the only known evidence of Harpers one and only weakness: Women

i wish there was a way to trial headphones, i want to try the Ananda or Arya now that hifiman's lost their minds and cut the price but they're still such an investment.

I probably shouldn't be bothering, knowing my luck the second i spend money i'm just gonna break a leg

Pass it along, let's see your pfp in its full sized glory

my facial expressions have two modes, bored and alarming

Heyyy im selling my ipad pro for like 250ish, its 128 gigs, apple-pen incl, blcok incl. i rarely use it now and haven’t touched it since early 2024.

"cop a squat loser, i'm already the terrifying monkey"

gatito

you can't soda a squat, you're out of control

I wonder if there's some ingrained instinct that the guys are gonna fight back and the women just wont come to your house and beat your ass.

That should change. Give gooseworx a bat

also the difference between mid game devs like cawthon and fox, vs a huge, slow turn out animation where all you've got is the story. Something about shows is making people feral