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@jrizztjourdan.bsky.social

Hi, I’m Jordan! [ She/Her | 30-Something | | Biracial | HRT 7/19/24 ] Transbian faildaughter, self hating Star Wars fan, 6’3” little spoon. Follow my insane quest to review every trans movie ever: πŸŸ πŸŸ’πŸ”΅ https://boxd.it/ZnKz

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Heartman from Death Stranding

Heartman from Death Stranding

05.10.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My mom told me a very similar story about making a Hogan’s Heroes joke in school in the early 70s, only for her teacher to get extremely serious about how β€œthe camps weren’t like that”

05.10.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œDemocrats want Transgender for Everybody” is such a transparent case of:

1. Trump’s team telling him what to believe.

2. Trump regurgitating a dementia-garbled version of it.

3. Trump’s base liking it simply because he said it.

4. Trump’s team trying to repeat the words his base liked.

05.10.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a vertical two-panel meme featuring a scene from the 1996 movie The Craft. in the top panel, a bus driver observes, "You smell like weed." in the bottom panel, a teenage witch with a gothic aesthetic lowers her sunglasses and says, "we are weed, mister"

a vertical two-panel meme featuring a scene from the 1996 movie The Craft. in the top panel, a bus driver observes, "You smell like weed." in the bottom panel, a teenage witch with a gothic aesthetic lowers her sunglasses and says, "we are weed, mister"

'tis the season

09.10.2023 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 268    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

Kinda love how - as more and more TERF arguments have been debunked - the prostate has taken on a role as the final arbiter of the gender binary.

04.10.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a bumper sticker which reads "Proud Parent of the Omelas Child"

a bumper sticker which reads "Proud Parent of the Omelas Child"

04.10.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1020    πŸ” 397    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 8

The whole premise of a government shutdown feels like an artifact of the time of duels and shit

β€œDO YOU YIELD SIR!” ass bureaucracy

03.10.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Thinking meme

Thinking meme

Government can’t take away my rights if no government

01.10.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Estrogen is magic

(I'm sorry please end me)

30.09.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

if I wind up on the news somehow, use this as my Before pic

29.09.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

post you from a different era

29.09.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

cis people don’t understand trans people have been living with a gun to our head for nine months and every so often the guy holding it yells BANG and we’re expected to go on as normal

29.09.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 390    πŸ” 129    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

not a political statement. without trans healthcare, i die.

29.09.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 121    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
29.09.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am so, so tired of my life depending on people who think of Trump like he’s their really annoying shift manager.

29.09.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œthere’s no real difference between an acetaminophen scaremonger like RFK Jr. and an anti-trans obsessive like J.K. Rowling. Neither are doctors, both have been poisoned by a steady stream of online propaganda and disinformation”

When science is thrown out the window, everyone suffers.

29.09.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1242    πŸ” 438    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not proud to admit I rewatched Jungle 2 Jungle like a month ago to confirm it really happened

29.09.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re so pretty!!!

28.09.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
an illustrative drawing of the members of x-force, circa the nineties. it features boomer, rictor, siryn, warpath, and shatterstar, amongst a desert background in warm pinks and oranges and a light blue sky.

an illustrative drawing of the members of x-force, circa the nineties. it features boomer, rictor, siryn, warpath, and shatterstar, amongst a desert background in warm pinks and oranges and a light blue sky.

❌ ❌ ❌

28.09.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice. 🀷

28.09.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE Warden Put Transgender Detainees into Forced Labor Program: Complaint A federal complaint accuses the warden of creating an ad hoc work program used to demean trans detainees.

ICE Warden Put Transgender Detainees into Forced Labor Program: Complaint

www.newsweek.com/ice...

#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

28.09.2025 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 17

Periodic reminder: Hate takes effort to maintain.

If it weren't for constant effort by fashy people to lie about Black folk, Brown folk, women, immigrants, trans folk, etc, that most people would choose *not* to support fashy people.

Fascism requires an ongoing cost. Kindness is free!

27.09.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 282    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw a lot of people mocking Mia Wong for her β€œMoreover, ICE must be destroyed” thing back earlier in my time Online, like around 2021, 2022 or so

They’re all real quiet now

27.09.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 366    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

So uh, long story short, I spent my downtime this week getting paid to read A Rotten Girl and loved every minute of it.

And now it’s on all of our work computers for the cishets to stumble onto.

26.09.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@jemma.bsky.social my work has a library of ebooks we’re able to read on the clock, and for months I’ve been spamming the Request button with various trans authors.

Every sfw trans book I’ve submitted got declined, but somehow A Rotten Girl was my first request to make it into the library.

26.09.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not to be the β€œI always knew it was bad” girl, but I have formative memories of Harry Potter being one of the first times I simply didn’t buy worldbuilding.

Like, it taught me that not all stories will suspend your disbelief and that’s okay.

26.09.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what if your super power was to always sense how man bugs are nearby

you can’t like. control them, or communicate with them. you don’t even know exactly where they are. you just know they’re around you somewhere

26.09.2025 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Right Wants to Exterminate Trans People. Liberals Are Helping. After the assassination of Charlie Kirk, the conservative movement has accelerated its war against trans people. And too many centrist Democrats have kept up their trans bashing.

Watching some Democrats continue to smear trans people at the very moment the right is trying to exterminate them is one of the most shameful things I can remember witnessing. Wrote about it for @thenation.com today. www.thenation.com/article/poli...

25.09.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 171    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

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