„i don‘t know a little bitch like that“

why is it so funny that face id doesn‘t recognise me when i cry

martha the ghosts are laughing at me

get it ground like the meat

look at my coworker dawg i'm not getting anything done

I'm standing my ground
bsky.app/profile/loba...

Einen Crash halt

one of the founders of antifa and girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa (they‘re dating)

God keep me from ever completing anything.

So sprech ich das mit nem Mund voll Katzenzungen aus

burger is actually the name of the sandwich. the meat is called burger's monster.

Müssen jetzt Vatzenzungen heißen

Reading a slack message from our HR lady about adding our pronouns to our profile and looking around everyone else's settings so I'm not the first one to do it as the office's deputy pronoun haver

I'm tired

dictionary entry for normality: the condition of being normal

My picture is in the dictionary right next to this

Packet of crisps in the shape of ghosts, called: creepy friends

Yes, can‘t wait to… uhm… bring some creepy friends home?

cat

"it's not gonna fall to the top"

The internet is a beautiful and wondrous place

Lincoln Memorial Weigh-Ins is for sure someone's activation phrase

Jacking off the exact amount that makes me solve philosophy

Lincoln Memorial Weigh-Ins

the voice of our generation

People who have the kind of job or general life set-up wherein they can nap in the afternoon should react to me saying I didn't sleep well the way you would upon hearing someone has a rare disease, something you have heard of, though the tragedy of which you cannot grasp

Obsessed with the genesis of this dumb ass tweet

"Alright, time to do some white genocide posting. Wait this has trans people towards the top, even I can't sell this... okay, perfect!"

"I'll be there, and you'll be near"
What did she mean by this

Stop French hate!

I have never read a room and I won't start now