@highpitched.bsky.social
"#we are being governed by morons and losers"
09.10.2025 11:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"we met at synthesizers"
08.10.2025 22:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sure why not
08.10.2025 22:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"drei minuten!!!! sehr gut!" babygirl that's not real
05.10.2025 01:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"yes you can come stay in our hotel with us on a little bench like michael scott"
04.10.2025 00:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0are you stupid
03.10.2025 13:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"you're judging me" "noooo you're american"
02.10.2025 23:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“They Took Everyone”: ICE Raids 75th Street Apartment, Detains Migrants and U.S. Citizens Alike
02.10.2025 01:09 — 👍 287 🔁 198 💬 14 📌 52
29.09.2025 12:45 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
"I am suffering from an abundance of beans"
29.09.2025 12:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0everyone is standing perfectly still and this band was like, please guys no crowdkilling
29.09.2025 08:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"this is exactly the kind of pedantic buffoonery i love to partake in"
27.09.2025 11:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ingredience
27.09.2025 11:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0also "thank you. danke. schmetterling."
26.09.2025 21:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"that was 15 songs we have 40 more"
26.09.2025 21:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"getting chun li thighs is a side quest"
26.09.2025 13:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i wish i had laserbeams for eyes so i ciuld blow up my computer
25.09.2025 21:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hag horror
22.09.2025 14:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Something has to Be Done about Wisconsin."
17.09.2025 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"(measure with your heart, you know how to sautée), "
16.09.2025 15:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0princess of dehydration
13.09.2025 18:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0taking psychic damage reading about shows i am missing while im away, meanwhile im settling for literally anything. send help sos
11.09.2025 22:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0do you think you have to bring your dog into crowds, is it fun for them
07.09.2025 14:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I have all of these bitches texting me and I can't catch a break" clap if she should suffer
06.09.2025 10:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0shakira ❤️
05.09.2025 20:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Yeah I’m not that homophonic"
05.09.2025 17:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"why do customers want answers to everything what are they even going to do with them"
05.09.2025 10:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"the level of stress caused by trying not to laugh out loud is something akin to trying to sneak past a sleeping dragon waring belled jester shoes"
04.09.2025 22:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Recession pro tip:
A friend just called in a panic bc their electricity got shut off so I’m sharing the same tip I gave them. If your electric gets cut off and you don’t have money to get it switched back on call Con Ed and tell them you have medication in the fridge that has to be refrigerated.
"That's so you rofl"
02.09.2025 18:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
