@agent00it.bsky.social
Some in, but mostly out of context quotes, as well as inebriated thoughts from multiple sources and interactions I experience on the daily that have unfortunately stuck with me. 18+ Account - Minors DNI.
"I'm not one to wawa my weewa."
09.02.2026 01:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"You just won't open your third eye. And by your third eye, I mean your urethra."
08.02.2026 05:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I pet him wet hands style."
31.01.2026 00:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"A wet sloppy - just for you!"
29.01.2026 00:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Unless you're offering me a cheese horse...that was false advertising. And I don't appreciate it."
28.01.2026 00:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Foster's Home for Titless Whores."
25.01.2026 00:29 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"No! Sir - I'm so wet already! Stop! I'll slip!"
23.01.2026 17:32 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"She wants her ligma."
20.01.2026 22:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"How are your themmies doing?"
20.01.2026 18:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Is that an animal wet or a human wet?"
20.01.2026 05:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Is it the oxy or would I look good with twin rat tails?"
14.01.2026 20:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"My mom says I'm hard to be around sometimes."
"..."
"..."
"...I like me."
"You eat out of the trash ONE time and no one will let it go."
13.01.2026 00:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
05.01.2026 22:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"When I was a kid, I used to confuse the movies Taxi Driver and Rush Hour."
29.12.2025 02:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I can be your angel or I can be your Bassnectar."
28.12.2025 02:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Trespassing is a misdemeanor, you stupid fuck!"
28.12.2025 01:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I'm here to skeet you!"
"No!"
"You've been SKEETED!"
"You've been SKOTE!"
"Are you wetting them?"
22.12.2025 03:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"It's not gizzard hour yet."
22.12.2025 01:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Aw, I can't get my big meaty claws in there...who the fuck do I think I am?"
18.12.2025 08:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"9/11 is as 9/11 does."
14.12.2025 15:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"18/22. Double 9/11."
03.12.2025 07:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I only know what day it is because it's the last day of Toyotathon."
"Do you...have your eye on a new truck?"
"No. I'm just gay, so I only speak in memes."
"Can I shotgun your peepee?"
30.11.2025 07:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Should I be a bro and let him lick my fingers?"
29.11.2025 06:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I'm always thinking about unlimited chicken."
15.11.2025 20:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I put my Tinky-Winky in your Dipsy."
14.11.2025 04:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Isn't living as a woman just God's camel toe?"
12.11.2025 05:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"You thought Al Pacino was Steve from Blue's Clues!?"
10.11.2025 00:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
