Ian of Brostora

Am supposed to compete in Bacolod TODAY but we couldn't travel because of the storm so I feel like shit.

Anyway, these hockey 🚬🚬🚬 are the only ones holding the pieces my mental stability together. I'd apologize for making this my personality for the next few weeks but I fear I'm too far gone.

SCOTT HUNTER THOSE COMPRESSION SHIRTS ARE FUCKING OBSCENE YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE

'Tis I; the boy who is of edge

Yes. I'm edgy. I'm not allowed to like popular things.

FINE. I will look for a physical copy of Heated Rivalry and read it.

Should have waited for Heated Rivalry to finish airing before I watched it goddamit.

I'm gonna join forces with the mortal enemies of my bestest friend and call that "friendship"

I hate how I can still read Cyrillic pretty fast but I don't understand what it's saying

It's like playing Chants of Senaar irl hahaha

Started watching the Nier Automata anime and ngl I kinda forgot just how depressing this whole thing is lols

Sino mahilig sa komiks diyan may tanong ako

I kinda wanna try Elden Ring again just to try and beat Malenia but I heard the area going to her is filled with Basilisks so I guess I'm never doing that.

Sounds like your plants aren't the only ones who are dehydrated hahaha

I will forever be a C2 green defender

First time being summoned on DS3 haha. Too bad there aren't a lot of people still playing

I present to you a third option: only seeing friends when you hit the guilt threshold of not seeing them

Hilariously, I got sick instead.

Gusto ko magpamasahe. Also gusto ko ng steak and mashed potatoes.

Did they double tap? Just making sure

It's the vibes, man hahaha

I also remember being surprised you were not 18 years old

I find it's when the oil is not hot enough that the eggs stick so I wait around 5-10 seconds for the oil's temp to catch up to the pan's before eggs

Potential Grindr profile pic jk

Sabi nga ni Reneé Rapp, if I can't be happy, then at least I'm hot

You have to wait until the Leidenfrost effect kicks in. When it does, turn the heat down, oil up, wait a few secs for the oil to heat up, then drop yo eggs

Time to buy a sewing machine from shoppee

a little girl is sitting on a red slide . ALT: a little girl is sitting on a red slide .

You're never gonna take me alive

It's when you drink soup from a spoon you igop it chz

We only get one life so thank GAWD I'm doing that one life with this face

I put ginger in my adobo. I find it mellows out the harshness of the vinegar.

Oh, but I thought you liked getting whipped charot