Jade

A PG-13 filter would have been, y'know, a slightly longer shirt 😅

I'd prefer if I can see the skin above the waistband tbh

Beh, if you're rocking a hanging shirt, don't wear your brief's waist band too high and maybe show us some karug.

Otherwise, what's the fucking point?

Kahit na may parating na bagyo, tuloy pa yung birthday party dito sa McDo. Good thing it isn't raining hard here.

There's one guest in the party: a 20-something dude wearing a hanging muscle tee and too many glittery metal jewelry.

Tonight is not a good night to seriously crave going out for drinks.

Pag nakita ko ulet 😅

Screenshot of a Lazada ad featuring a penis enlarger. The image shows a woman that looks like she's either passed out or in pain. On the foreground is the close-up of a veiny penis. Text on image says "Big penis. Enjoy sex. 28 cm"

Not being subtle AT ALL, Lazada. 👀

Today is Intersex Day of Solidarity and Remembrance.

It's an opportunity to highlight the continued struggles faced by intersex people globally, from unnecessary medical intervention or stigma.

We all deserve to be treated with dignity, and live a life free from discrimination.

Yes. Also, all 4G SIM have been automatically upgraded to 5G

It's really amusing how I'm watching a video criticizing and demonstrating how to spot AI-generated images but the sponsor that Facebook inserted is of OpenAI.

So I bought a new phone over the weekend and didn't realize that they included a new SIM card in the paper bag. The store didn't tell me about it or I would've opted not to get a SIM that I won't be using.

Does anyone need an extra Globe prepaid SIM? I'm giving this one away for free.

Maybe I should make tears in one of my cheap old jeans that I don't wear anymore. I miss wearing ripped jeans.

Okay, that's at least three people lightly coughing (in an itchy-throat kind of way) here at the coffee shop.

I should start masking in public again.

Aaannnddd it's started raining. I guess indoors muna tayo tonight.

Hugs. I was getting excited when I read the first part tapos, ayun ☹️

I hope you're doing well

You can try filing an Exercise of Data Subject Rights with the organization's data protection officer. They will be legally obligated to remove your personal information from these marketing campaigns. I've never tried it, but the DPO's contact details should be on their site.

Screenshot of a marketing SMS message from UnionBank. The message does not include opt-out instructions and sent from an SMS service that can't be replied to.

Googling how to opt out of marketing emails and SMS from banks and utilities because — (not) shockingly — their apps don't have that option. Kaso parang wala.

It looks like we have a PH law for opting out of SMS marketing but it looks like it's not being enforced at all.

When people say we can’t afford nice things like parks and arts and sports venues because we are a third world country, we have seen the budgets now. We can see we can afford it. But you politicians pocket way too much of that.

Late afternoon view of Rizal Street, Angeles from the Sapang Belen bridge. Pedestrians are walking along the sidewalk next to the late afternoon traffic. Beyond is an overcast sky with a rainbow arcing from where it's raining.

Comic. PERSON 1 with white hat: How tall are you? PERSON 2: 5ft 24cm [caption] When switching to metric, make the process easier by doing it in steps.

Metric Tip

xkcd.com/3164/

Earplugs ❤️

A lot of internet hot takes and ragebait are things better said among friends over your beverage of choice where you can all talk shit about stuff while not being serious.

Wala ba kayong friends?

I luv when I post the most unhinged, profane post & someone w a profile that says:“spiritual & loving human. Kindness matters” likes it 🤣

Nakabalik na sa Pampanga

My phone notifications sync with my smartwatch, lighting the watch screen to display the app logo with a portion of the message text.

The logos are rendered quite large, too. Anyone looking at my watch at the right moment will know that I just received a Grindr notification.

Buti na lang nasabay sa outage nung chat app namin kagabi 😭

Gaano ka-cheapipay ba ang Metrobank when it comes to servers ng online app nila kasi laging napakabagal.

Out of the 3 banking apps I use, sila yung napakakupad ng loading time.

Lugaw (congee) with meat and tripe slices, and two halves of a boiled egg.

Lugaw with a backstory. 🥣

The guy messaged me after maybe 3 minutes and I was already 50 meters away. Wanted me to go back but still wouldn't tell me where exactly is his house or what's the gate color.

My mind is already on getting myself some lugaw so I blocked him and headed to a lugawan I passed on the way.

That Teen Vogue would nuke the team that has brought us uniquely clear eyed and incisive political journalism over the last decade aka THE PUBLICATION'S PRIMARY DIFFERENTIATOR in an oversaturated Bootlicking Slop Landscape is......................stomach turning, honestly.