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Infra nerd working with the Microsoft Stack, Terraform, DevOps & Cloud. Newbie product owner, lover of dank memes. Poster of tech content mostly. I make lots of typos. ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ˜

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im soosososoooo off it rn

09.02.2026 05:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

but also, no shock at all. In that "the great hack" doco, he boasts about how they manipulated the Brazilian election and was proud of it.

02.02.2026 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Which Azure network design is cheaper? If you have been reading some of my blog posts, you probably know that I have been working on Azure networking for a while. Part of that work has consisted of helping customers to create network arโ€ฆ

This is a great article that steps out each of the Azure networking design options with costings. And there's a spreadsheet you can use to compare the costs in your designs which would be great to bookmark.

blog.cloudtrooper.net/2026/01/16/w...

19.01.2026 04:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

in 2026 can we stop calling meetings to play people a video in teams that no one can hear.

Just send me the video

15.01.2026 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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On 9 January 2026 mine and my family's lives changed forever.
I tell the full story in this video: youtu.be/mNEPSWcOheY

If you want to support my family as well as our local community, consider sharing this post, or donating here: www.gofundme.com/f/we-lost-al...

14.01.2026 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

๐Ÿ˜ฎ

09.01.2026 05:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what I wouldn't do to be best friends with this person

06.01.2026 05:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a tuxedo is laughing with his hand on his mouth . ALT: a man in a tuxedo is laughing with his hand on his mouth .
05.01.2026 08:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit says i couldn 't agree more ALT: a man in a suit says i couldn 't agree more
05.01.2026 07:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Went on leave for three weeks and the confluence search has been shitified. It looks like a yahoo search with "CONNECT ALL THE THINGS" and "ROVO ROVO ROVO" but a distinct inability to actually find the page I want

05.01.2026 07:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Why Your Best Engineers Are Interviewing Elsewhere, CodeGood A company lost five senior engineers in 18 months. Exit interviews cited compensation. The real problem: information does not flow upward through organizational hierarchy. By the time problems reach e...

This is long read but it's on point!

Why Your Best Engineers Are Interviewing Elsewhere
codegood.co/writing/why-...

05.01.2026 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

caveman: i never got closure with my family
therapist: yeah, you got FROZURE!
caveman:
therapist: as in "froze your" ass off for sixty thousand years
caveman:
therapist:
caveman: also i'm afraid of cars

11.12.2025 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 182    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would pay cash money to use an app right now that didn't pop a bunch of crap over the top of what I'm trying to use. DO YOU WANT AI, DO YOU WANT ME TO SAVE THIS PASSWORD, DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE A PASSKEY, DO YOU WANT ME TO SLOPIFY THIS TEXT. No . Let me click the button dang it!

10.12.2025 11:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So what does the assessment do?

It's a PowerShell module that performs an INTENSIVE analysis of your tenant and provides guidance on how to remediate and secure your tenant.

12.11.2025 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ‘‹ Folks, I'm super excited to announce the launch of the Microsoft Zero Trust Assessment!

I've been working on this project for the past year at Microsoft with an extended team including our security researchers, product feature teams and docs

Here's what it does

12.11.2025 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Some cute Microsoft Teams backgrounds for the holiday season

09.12.2025 12:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
08.12.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ฑ

28.11.2025 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i am confused but hate missing out

28.11.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hahah sammmeeee

28.11.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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AI CEO โ€“ Replace Your Boss Before They Replace You Stop working for humans. AI CEO delivers algorithmic thought leadership, with instant decisions, and zero ego. Replace your boss before they replace you.

THE CUSTOMISE BUTTON MADE ME SPIT TAKE MY SMOOTHIE replaceyourboss.ai

28.11.2025 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

in 2027...

26.11.2025 04:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

then they spend 10x the cost on contractors

25.11.2025 07:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@xkcd.com on point again :D :D

25.11.2025 07:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Hereโ€™s an โ€œinfluencer from Texasโ€

21.11.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32506    ๐Ÿ” 9325    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1270    ๐Ÿ“Œ 940

๐Ÿ˜‚

22.11.2025 06:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the angry bird needs to be copilot being rammed into everything and desperate sales popups in my corporate tools where it feels totally inappropriate.

20.11.2025 12:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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