BlueMonkeyBoy

pronouns:
biscuits/gravy

The fact that Trans service members who are forced to leave the military are being denied early retirement pension if they are 15-19 years in, is angering and should anger all Americans.

Meanwhile the draft dodging fat-assed douche canoe clown balls of a President dodged the draft.

without reading the article, my first guess is that he died at an all-you-can-eat biscuits and gravy buffet

South Park

for that final mar-a-lardo touch, trump will be importing bed bugs and air vent mold...

picture of what looks like amens room with lindsey graham standing in the corner with his tongue hanging out.

when do they start hiring cabana boys

and

will lindsey graham be the deciding vote?

Strands #524
“Gastronomic gadgets”
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Puzzle #790
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surprised he didn't install a ball-washer on her grave.

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they were thrilled with hauling his carcass up the stairs because the golf cart wouldn't fit....

jump?

that 350 pound bag of rancid suet pudding jump?

howsabout a slow waddle and a shift in ballast that takes him over the side instead?

like, take him to the edge then say "hey, is that teenager going topless on the lawn?"

I hope he and trump end up buried in side by side plots.

One trip, two pees.....

the skank is tired of the name calling?

who knew?

you mean like in the song from "Tommy" "Fiddle About"?

to be fair
he can be a fiddler, a diddler, and a piddler.... there's no END to his talents (and no talent in his end....)

what $50 looks like.

"Does blonde-in-a-box like Megyn count?"

only to ten.

but seriously, folks....

he's pacing it out to see how large of an "Evita" balcony he can have installed.
that, and he's looking for lost Frisbees he can trumpstamp and resell.

more like "Piddler on the Roof"

trump book report on "Tom Sawyer":
"There's this kid, see, works in a lumberyard...."

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"Dear Diary
Well, my first day in prison didn't go as planned. The strawberry cupcakes I brought to share with the class were taken away by some evil, yet sexy, brute. No one wanted to do make overs, my Streisand impersonations didn't kill, and the sheets are an 80 thread count at best...."

to be fair, would ANYONE willingly want to talk to ted cruz?
the guy looks like his breath reeks of old dog food, beer belches and rancid onions.
and that's on a good day.

she's got the eyes of a cobra spotting its prey...
and I hear she can unhinge her jaw, too....

"That image—me, hollow-eyed, clad in state-issued polyester—hit me like a punch to the gut."
Now if it was a nice sateen or even a kicky little raw-silk number....