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There's nothing funny about the death of Scott Adams, which is a fitting tribute to his legacy as a cartoonist.

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

It’s a fun game but whenever I work my average score up high I want to stop playing because more plays will just lower it.

‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.

‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

The word is a vampire.

"D&D Stats Explained With Tomatoes

Strength is being able to crush it
Dexterity is being able to dodge it
Constitution is being able to eat a rotten one
Intelligence is knowing it is fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to put in a fruit salad
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad."

Never thought I'd see the day. AC/DC just announced they're raising the price of Dirty Deeds, effective immediately.

Somehow I know exactly what his voice sounds like.

If ever there was a time not to normalize Trump’s authoritarian fever dreams, this is it.

This should be impeachable. ‘War ravaged’ Portland? He’s insane - & insanely power hungry. The script is set - call an imaginary group a terror group and then send in the troops.

Portland is not "war ravaged." This is delusional and dangerous.

Sending troops into American cities doesn't make our communities safer — it just stokes fear and stirs up chaos.

Trump is plunging further into authoritarianism every single day.

SecDef Pete Hegseth announcing that the “soldiers who fought at the Battle of Wounded Knee” will keep their medals.

“[P]resently some master brain in the Inner Party would select this
version or that, would re-edit it and set in motion the complex processes
of cross-referencing that would be required, and then the chosen lie
would pass into the permanent records and become truth.” — Orwell, “1984”

she said that “black” with a hard r

I took the Pepsi challenge in the 80s and (failed?) chose Coke.

The SAVE Act is stalled in the U.S. Senate. But several states are trying to enact their own voter suppression. Rather than accept defeat, election deniers are doubling down across the country. Say NO to the Senate (202) 224-3121. Say NO to State Legislatures. @lwvus.bsky.social @lwvva.bsky.social

This makes me so mad! They should respect and (in my opinion) celebrate the national birthday of the country that bombed them last week!!

Back where we belong

the Last Two Good Brands™

Raskin: This is a gangster state. This is not basically a legitimate government that is sometimes doing corrupt things. This is an essentially corrupt enterprise. It's like watching The Sopranos. Every day, they get up and they try to figure out how to plunder and pillage the people

Can't help but feel we're living through an increasingly existential war between spectacle and substance with spectacle winning battle after battle after battle.

A post on Threads from Miss Rachel, a well-known children’s educator and entertainer: “What’s it like for kids in Gaza?” my little boy asks me. Well, kids don’t have medical care & can’t go to the doctor like us. They don’t get to go to school like you & learn & play. They don’t have enough food or water or a safe place to live. “Why?”🥺 I feel my heart breaking. I can’t tell my son it’s some natural disaster. That there’s not enough food or medicine in the world. It’s that grown-ups are keeping these basic human rights away from children. It’s a choice.

Two posts on Threads from Miss Rachel, a well-known children’s educator and entertainer. The first post says: “Leaders - Be so ashamed that your constituents are begging & pleading for you speak out and you stay silent. Be so ashamed that you put money & power & your career before the lives of precious children of God. Be so ashamed that our religions tell us to give to the poor, feed the hungry & open our arms to all children & you pretend that they mean only for some children.” The second post says: “Celebrities as well. If everyone says something it won’t be controversial anymore. It’s never been wrong to say starving and bombing kids is wrong. God help everyone have the strength to say something. Please, God.”

A post on Threads from Ms Rachel, a popular children’s educator and entertainer: “If you want to be remembered for saying something about Gaza before the entire world does, now would be the time.”

Miss Rachel isn’t on Bluesky, but her posts about Gaza should be. I wish this wasn’t so unusual to see from people with big platforms.

It’s short for Space XPlode

#meowmaid

Suspected serial killer shouts out Trump in last words before he's put to death: 'Keep making America great' Glen Rogers once told police he had killed about 70 people. He was executed by lethal injection Thursday in Florida.

"We have all the best people."

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