Kurt

Today has been the single worst day for the market since… *checks notes* last time he was President.

YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work

@tsbpod.bsky.social @tsbski.bsky.social
oh, what's that? You think I stopped listening...
Huh, must've been too busy watching my laserdisc copy of Tango & Cash to tune in. Jealous much?

Fact-check: True

I'm designing a new version of the classic board game monopoly in which the guy who acquires all of the properties gets the shit kicked out of him by the other players

Just wait until xmas time and they are shocked to learn there is an entire Siberian Orchestra that is Trans.

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If the 'Enola Gay' historic B-29 aircraft, which dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, is being erased from the history books by the DoD for it being "too woke"...just wait until Christmas time and they find out there's an entire Siberian Orchestra that is Trans.

Let this sink in.

Impeach this mofo.

Good thing I have been training for this exact moment since elementary school computer lab classes in 1986!

Brutal.

Just read this graf. Share it with people you know who don’t pay attention to politics or news.

I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.

Marjorie Taylor Greene tried to have Pete Buttigieg's salary reduced to $1 in November 2023. Does she think Sean Duffy should keep his job if planes can't manage to stay in the sky?

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If the NFL truly wants a controversy-free, universally beloved halftime Super Bowl show -- the answer has been obvious for years...

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC

Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Trying to calculate how far he would fall before crapping himself?

Rockin' the Al "touchdown" Bundy jersey today for the big game -- Puppy Bowl XI!!!
GO TEAM RUFF!
Enjoy your Super Bowel / Superb Owl...the real game today is on Animal Planet.

A memo listing all of the clubs eliminated by USMA.

The United States Military Academy has just eliminated all Cadet clubs and activities for POC. Most of these have existed for decades like the Society of Black Engineers. They were there when I was a Cadet in 1987. All of the religious ones remain. This isn’t DEI. It’s white Christian Nationalism.

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

Yeah, how about not dissolving the air safety advisory commission at the FAA. As your team did last week.

ACCURATE.

Dave & Busters posing as Blockbuster is not Blockbuster.
Want the nostalgic experience? Go to Bend, Ore.
#TheLastBlockbuster

Apparently Trump placing sanctions on the Columbia River...weird -- just the other day he was talking about how much he loved water.
Or is this against Columbia clothing company? Columbia Broadcasting Service? Columbia Forest Products?
Or are we renaming Colombia like the Gulf of Mexico?

How is that coaches can be paid so much and (allegedly) be so smart...yet me as a dipshit fan knows it's utterly idiotic to chase points going for 2 before it's absolutely necessary.
They should pay me to just stand on the sideline and Batman slap coaches who call for going for 2.

Gavin Newsom is a straight up guy.

Wait until they figure out it means Obama can run again.

I’m at a video game competition/conference with one of the kids. It is amazing. Lots of “weirdos” (in the best way) just being themselves. This is the America I want to live in. I want people to be able to not fit in and find their own way.