Ducks Malone

Angels: fake
Dragons: Real but extinct
Leprechauns: Real but I think their powers are more limited than stories would have you believe. Critically endangered.
Chupacabra: I don't want to speak over latino voices on this one. I'm listening.
Bigfoot: fake and extinct

It stands out among so many meh games. It’s like we beat Ohio State every couple of years and Michigan and Michigan State haven’t put up a fight in years. /sarcasm (kinda)

And he beat Boise.

Huge fail Disney.

Were there Great Danes?

Come to Eugene anyway and we’ll drink Pabst like the good lord intended.

This message from Sturgill Simpson is everything 🔥🤘

If churches get involved in politics, tax the heck out of each one of them.

A Tribe Called Quest
Angels and Airwaves
Beastie Boys
Blink 182
Buck O Nine
Elton
Fall Out Boy
Flogging Molly
Goldfinger
Green Day
Less Than Jake
No Doubt
Nofx
Parliament Funkadelic
Rancid
Smashing Pumpkins
Steve Miller Band
Steve Winwood
Sting
The Aquabats
The Interupters
The Specials
Tom Petty

@jedsparty.bsky.social look who finally made it over.

Took 3 shirt changes but I got the job done. #goducks

And he’s probably there.

There’s way worse places to be.

The same spot 78% of your where in lane county posts are from.

I have a biting fixation.

Jelly

That from a helichopper?

The worst. They’re always gone too soon.

Matt Gaetz has been training for this role as Attorney General since he was a teenager. Google “Matt Gaetz 17 year old” to learn more.

If you have fewer than 1000 people following you, it's more important for you to repost this than anyone.

My friends from the other place will eventually find me one way or the other. Let's make sure YOU find your friends and comrades and make sure you don't feel isolated and give up.

Anyone using a 3rd party app?

The sizzler awaits!

#GoDucks
🦆🏈

I’ll be at Jed’s party in the Masonic.

Bottle’s hair looking a little better tonight. Good game on the way.

Don’t be down. A lot to look forward to. This our country and we set the precedent. You’re good people don’t let nobody tell you different. Besides I’ll make sure you clean up good once a week like normal.

Is this the bluesky version of don’t forget to clean your b hole?

Introduce yourself with
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One tv show 📺

Do you like butter tarts?

I didn’t know that actually happened. Thought it was like quicksand and was just a childhood fear.