Cube Chan

Damn Crypton's getting desperate huh

He's the King of FNAF

Yo @nintendeen.bsky.social, I wanna ask your advice on sumthin

I've been missing a bit of Salmon Run, and I can't replicate online play on emulators.

If Nintendo is losing money anyway, I ask - should I spend the 20 bucks to renew my NSO subscription?

(Worry not, the Switch I'll buy offhand)

What do you expect, they did release this for 40 bucks each

Here's something every Nintendo defender can relate to, this one's for you -

Sonic 06 would be game of the year if it came out today.

When I joined Bluesky one year ago, I really did think it would be a fresh start to the cesspool that is Twitter.

Now they're just the same thing only they're different sides of a political coin, just like our fuckass government.

Doxx him and bring a gun

Oh shit he's back?

I wish this pun didn't work as well as it does

Imagine getting banned from a clown based fetish server with a good amount of emphasis on clowns

For acting like a clown in it

That's fucking crazy bro

Collect thomall

Nothing like getting bogged down in the sewers eh Barn
#splatoon

I still miss my cat

I feel ya man
We're all gonna miss Boring Doormats
His memory will live on

Just the average Switch 2 experience
Nothing wrong here, cuz I paid 500 dolar for a brick

Imma be real

If you're still out here defending Pokémon games in this day and age, and what they're even making being seen as quality content to you, then allow me to suggest to you an amazing game that would revolutionize the industry if it came out today.

It's called Sonic '06. You'd love it.

Closeted Swifties man =^=

Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍

Ben Shapiro will never be cool

I had to buy multiple sets of official joycons before I realized it was the rails that were the problem - they never kept the controllers attached to the console after a while and broke.

You think you have it bad with third parties? Just wait until you've used official hardware.

Better suggestion
We tear it down ourselves

Oh God Weegee has a canon voice

Do they gave U R MR GAY tho

As I walk thus earth and consider using PKSM to nuzlocke every gen of Pokémon with the same team members from the last game, I think to myself...

Buying a Switch 2 was our equivalent to voting for Trump

Doesn't help that yall bitches did it twice

Sega don't what Nintendon't

Why can't they just call it 3 like normal people

EXACTLY

THEY WANT TO RESOLVE THIS ENTIRE THING WITHOUT USING ASSAULT ON THE GOVERNMENT

DON'T THEY REALIZE IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT ANYMORE????

So tell me again why Hawlucha gets a cool new mega and Mawile got a great existing mega a decade ago, and this guy looks like a failed early 2010s video game accessory

Fair