Sylvain José Gautier

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First of all, how dare you, my sister from another mister, say that to me, your brother from another mother.

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Wait, you forgot the catchphrase:

Tch... 𝕀𝕕𝕚𝕠𝕥.

I'm disowning you.

I got a couple of things in mind.

[A very, very long list of things.]

Some of them require props.

Props that are in... my room~ ✨

Oh! You know who I think deserves her share? Her governess!

[And Beyla starts screaming.]

Felix is a mean old bitch, pass it on

[There it is.

Theeeere it is.

Sweet, sweet victory.

Sylvain curls a finger under her chin and tilts her smug, adorable face up.]

Now what, oh, what am I going to do with you...?

Bullshit. You'd never forget about me.

[GRABS HIM BY THE COLLAR SO HE CAN DIG THROUGH FELIX'S POCKETS.]

She sure is!

[Then don't look at her. 😉]

Gosh, there's so much cobbler here, I don't think I'll be able to eat it all. Too bad Beyla is snoozing away in her little bed.

"Buh– But..."

[Papa is being ridiculous. Obviously, Beyla is sitting Right Here. But Mama is smart, and she'll point that out.]

You don't like me. You 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 me.

Now gimme gimme gimme.

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Oh, you think you're cute, huh?

Since when is Dedue the handsome one?!?

#FireEmblem #FE3H

FE風花雪月無双 ドゥドゥー

Wow, look at you.

Where are my souvenirs?

[Boy, does he look like shit. Never in his life has a woman given him this much trouble in the span of one afternoon. Who even knows how long they've been at it– half an hour? Maybe forty five m— THERE SHE IS!!!]

𝙔𝙤𝙪.

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I was here first.

𝘈𝘯𝘥 I was born first. So.

@grumpyswordsman.bsky.social

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Ohhh, I know that look~✨

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Your desk??

Wow, I hadn't expected that.

Finally broke it, huh? ¬‿¬

[Her little lip quivers, and she holds her hands up to be picked up.

But her father has other plans.]

With who, El? It's just you and me here, sweetheart.

[And Beyla's eyes go wide as dinner plates.]

[Sylvain pries his wife free of their blubbering daughter, and Beyla visibly relaxed. Papa's here, and he always has kisses.]

Here, sweetie, let me get this weird bug off you.

[Instead of bringing her in for a hug, though, Sylvain sets her on the floor and turns the hell away to kiss Edelgard.]

[REEMERGES FROM THE GREENHOUSE WITH A BOOT HEEL COVERED IN PEGASUS DUNG.💢💢💢💢💢💢💢]

I'm gonna strangle her.

[Haha. Dead man walking. 😀

Sylvain squats to Beyla's eye level and clicks his tongue with disappointment.]

I don't know, El, this doesn't look like our Beyla. Just a weird, purple goblin.

[And he heaves the most tragic sigh.]

Which means Mama and Papa gotta eat all this cobbler alone.

There's no way she's going back to the lake a second time.

. . . . . . I bet she's at the greenhouse.

What?!? What did I do?!

It's a compliment! You need a big head for a big brain!

She has a big head.

Got em 😏