I need to get back into reading. 2/3 done with January and I’ve read 0 books. I also do not have a reading goal this year lmao.

Kinda sad about this whole situation. Going to try to get through tomorrow!

I need to wash bottles but I am so lazy 😭

Yes I came to Taco Bell to try their nuggets. Leave me alone.

NOOOOO. The cashier at Taco Bell told me “it’s been a long time since I’ve seen you friend” 😭😂

Like he’s pissing and she’s right there drinking it up like a water fountain gross

Why does my poodle still lick her puppy’s piss????? He’s about to be 8 months old, he doesn’t need his mom cleaning him down there lmao.

My small 2025 goal is to change my name to my married last name 😭 hoping to get that done before my 1 year anniversary lmao

My office is a mess & it’s all my fault 🫨

I said I would decorate for Xmas 11/1 but I have not had the energy to pull my decor out when I’m scared my pup is going to fuck it all up

I want to talk to my husband about Forget Your Morals but then I don’t want him knowing what I’m reading about lmfao

I have to buy myself & my child an outfit for family photos & my sisters engagement party. I don’t want to 😭

About to finish season 2 of Tell Me Lies & I don’t know why I like this show lol

I’m just sitting here waiting for them to call that he’s done when I should be enjoying my time

4 1/2 hours later and my doodle still isn’t ready. I’m missing him so much lol the house is too peaceful??

describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your purse/backpack at any given moment:
1. My taser
2. My penjamin
3. Receipts
4. Ray ban glasses
5. A strong smelling hand sanitizer from BBW

My doodle just humbled the shit out of me lmfao

I can’t wait to take a hot shower tonight

It’s hilarious how my MIL fights with my 6 month old dog every single morning. Actually every interaction she’s mad at him 😂

Smoking a bowl then washing baby bottles 🥲

I am tired omg

Didn’t get to walk my 2 miles today because we had a plumber come to check out the water heater that’s going to get replaced tomorrow

I need to groom both of my dogs but $150 each 😭

Trying to remember what you got her last year and if you would recommend them. Baby girl will be 8 months a few days after Xmas and I’m not sure what to even get her lol

I just started a new book and wondered the same lol

He is too cute 💙

My baby did not wake me up at all last night & she woke up at 6:30 & then napped from 7:30 to 10:30?!

My baby woke me up 3 times last night and at 6:52 am she is now awake for the day 🙂

2 days in a row that I’ve taken the baby to the park to walk right after clocking out of work. We both enjoy the outside time

Not me doing 2 leg workouts and being ready to go back inside my house LOL