Melinda 🌙

Omg hi is anyone still here

Tiktok keeps rejecting me putting "postpartum freezer meal prep" across my videos thumbnail and I cannot figure out why!! I've tried like 10+ times

Thank you ♥️♥️

A man and a toddler on the edge of a river. Toddler is throwing a rock, and the man is crouched down behind him

Newborn baby snuggled in moms lap with a handheld fan on him

Last weekend of my husband's paternity leave and then I'm on my own with these 2 knuckleheads officially

Baby gained a pound and grew an inch this last week!!!

I became a mom of 2 boys on May 19th! I have an almost 3 yr old and a newborn. Loving life rn. 💕

My son and husband planted me some flowers 🥰 My son came back from the store going "mama we got you flowers! They're pretty like you!"

Only have 3 more days to have this baby before I officially will have 2 Gemini sons 🥴 come onnnnn universe gimme a Taurus pls

Needed a tire patched today and saw this 😂 I love it

Dates, curb walking, s*x, yoga ball bouncing, pineapple, spicy food.....what else helps trigger labor? I'll try anything

4:30 am and toddler woke me up and now I'm awake cuze I have awful heartburn so now I'm just organizing the house because fuck it I can't sleep anyways

People like to talk about newborns and you'll never sleep but I get the worst insomnia while pregnant on top of all the pains and heartburn while 🤰

If you need me I'll be bouncing on my yoga ball hoping to induce labor

Post your most recent pic of yourself in your camera roll - no cheating

Are too much Chinese food and now I'm in a food coma

Hopefully today I can get the last of the baby stuff done. I'm due the 10th so it's quite literally any day now!!

We are on severe thunderstorm watch again today (3rd day in a row) and as a Californian that never got to experience lightning without it burning the entire state down its pretty cool. But also I would like to be outside and cannot so it can chill thanks

You couldn't tell that 5 minutes later a lightning storm would start 🌩️

Doing postpartum freezer prep since I didn't with my 1st born and regretted it. So far I've done pancake muffins, French toast and breakfast English muffin sandwiches. Then froze some chilli, lentil dal, a soup and now 2 batches of fajitas. Lots more to go but feeling good.

I'm so tired of heartburn

Making French toast for postpartum freezer prep and burned the absolutely fuck out of one because my child spilled his juice outside and I had to hose off the patio so we wouldn't get ants and totally forgot one was on the stove. ADHD and pregnancy brain is a lethal combo

So irritating that I have to clean the appliances that are supposed to clean things for me

Just woke up sobbing from a late term miscarriage dream so I hope that's not an omen. This baby is my rainbow baby as it is 😭😩🤞❤️

I got myself a cheap Roomba and I named it Dust Vader

Just made a gallon of tapioca pudding because I had a gallon of milk that was going to go bad soon lol

My grandfather passed away this January and upon going through some of his things we discovered that he wrote reviews in the books he read! He was always an avid reader so we have hundreds of books filled with these! 😂

London bus stop near Amazon HQ 🔥

I cant wait to be able to wear real clothes again and not just my husband's basketball shorts and shirts

I'm on the phone scheduling Drs appointments and omg I've got the pregnancy heavy breathing going on so im pretty sure the person on the line just hears serial killer breathing while she's looking stuff up for me lol

Got my library card for our new city today!
I have like 8 from every city I've moved too lol which is honestly very handy on the Libby app ❤️

If you paid $1 In federal income taxes, you paid more than:

Tesla in 2024 & 2022
AT&T in 2021
Nike in 2020
FedEx in 2020
Dish Network in 2020
Amazon in 2017-2018
Elon Musk in 2018
Jeff Bezos in 2007 & 2011
Carl Icahn in 2016-2017

Yes. It’s time to tax the rich.