Mike Bender ✊❌👑

Angry goose meme: Hey, who did y'all vote for? WHO DID Y'ALL VOTE FOR?

The main difference is that now *we* are paying them 🧐

I don't pray, but I am transmitting to this remarkable lady every positive vibe I can summon ❤️

This Texan can confirm. I went from San Antonio to the outskirts of Chicago for some job training in February of 2008. I had made lots of plans to hit the museums and do some sightseeing while I was there.

Nope.

I scurried from my hotel to the office and back again for the entire two weeks 🥶

10 Facts About Maggi, A Swiss Liquid Condiment A list of 10 facts about Maggi liquid seasoning, an iconic Swiss food product that was developed in the late 19th century.

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The Backbone of All My Favorite Mexican Dishes? It's Maggi Complex and loaded with umami, this potent liquid seasoning is beloved around the world.

www.bonappetit.com/story/maggi

Bottles of Maggi Würze and Maggi Jugo

Maggi Würze and Maggi Jugo: Two sauces, both alike in dignity, but very different in their application. I tend to use Jugo more often for the Mexican vibe, but both have their place. Git you some—you won't regret it! 😋

I grow increasingly impressed by @jamestalarico.bsky.social 🫡

Old guard democrats, get out of the way! 🧐

Update: I just made the pan-fried chicken thigh recipe from this video, and it was also a huge success. I once again used Bolner's Fiesta salt-free fajita seasoning for the meat, and I seasoned the sauce with a teaspoon of Pommery Moutard au Cognac and a little Maggi Würze 😋

a man wearing a hat and a tank top is standing next to the ocean . Alt: Forrest Gump: Forrest waves enthusiastically from a boat

I am!

Reviving this for no reason 🙄🦍

a close up of a woman wearing glasses with the words `` sheer dumb luck '' written next to her . Alt: Harry Potter: Maggie Smith says, "Sheer dumb luck"

Wordle 1,570 2/6*

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This really pisses me off. Whiskey Pete could not be more wrong about this 🤬

Me wearing a t-shirt that says CHINGA LA MIGRA

I wear this t-shirt at least once a week. I also have a "Chinga la Migra" button that goes on everything else 👊🇺🇸🔥

I'm not saying I want him on the money, only to be qualified. Because you gotta be 💀

I look forward to Tr*mp qualifying to appear on currency and stamps 👍

So did you do it? How did it turn out? 🤔

Alternatively, James Carville could go fuck himself 🧐

elon musk is sitting in a crowd of people at a conference . Alt: Elon Musk lolls his head, clearly tripping balls on ketamine

Or all three… 🤔

Carroll O'Connor explains the proper way to interpret Archie Bunker. This reminds me of Werner Klemperer's take on his role as Colonel Klink or Mel Brooks's justification for lampooning Hitler. Ridicule can take the power away from ugliness and evil 🤔

a teddy bear is singing into a microphone with the words `` whaka whaka whaka '' . Alt: Fozzy Bear tells a joke and says, "Waka waka waka"

Suggested joke for the Riyadh comedy festival:

So this journalist walks into the Saudi Embassy…

(I keep holding out hope that just *one* of these comics is there to do this 🤞)

Wow, the list of programs available to noncitizens—even those who are here legally—is even more limited than I imagined. This really puts the lie to republican talking points 🧐

Tired: "Corruption in broad daylight"
Wired: "Standard operating procedure" 🙄

I've never read this piece before. Very instructive…and depressing. It's amazing how little has changed 🧐

One-kilogram bag of Lavazza Crema e Aroma whole bean coffee

Splurged on some high-dollar coffee. Holy crap y'all, I think I have a new favorite ☕😋

"General Patton-Himself-on-the-Back" 🤣

Wow, there's a clean version of the old limerick 🤯🤓

So glad the generals and their enlisted leaders seem not to have taken the bait 🫡

Yep, Whiskey Pete is living the dream all right. And it's a fucking nightmare for the rest of us.

I'm just grateful there were some adults in the room.

"America’s military leadership is, thank goodness, professional, disciplined, and above all drilled in commitment to the Constitution."

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