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Recs for weird fiction/cosmic horror with transfemme lead?

Me to the universe last night: “If I’m headed in the right direction in life, give me a sign by revealing the number 434.”

I hit pause on my video and it was at exactly 4:34.

🫂

Dw i’n wedi blino.

what looney tunes needs is a prequel where bugs bunny confirms elmer fudd & marvin the martian are not on the spectrum before Targeting them

Currently watching: Spookies

I’ve seen it before and quite enjoy it. A lot of early 80s horror films are just like this: Strange, kinda quiet character studies. There were also a lot of evil kid movies from around this time, which makes me wonder what was going on in the zeitgeist.

Do not dunk. Do not quote-post. Do not screenshot and repost.
They wish to be visibly cruel because it makes them feel big and strong.

Block them with the most powerful block button we've had on social media to save yourself the energy, and save others from the garage being spread

Currently watching: The Pit

Looks like the cheapest possible electric razor on the shelf.

Fuck Tuah

PayPal is @holtpridgen if you wanna drop some birthday change my way! 💜

“Moondance Film Festival” that shows movies about butts.

PayPal is @holtpridgen if you wanna drop some birthday change my way! 💜

Will never stop being funny.

My bank account: $2.67
My brain: “You want to get high for the first time in months.”

Every single one of us is Goddess dreaming.

I totally forgot Mark Hamill played Skips on Regular Show.

Imagine if John Hammond named Jurassic Park “The Fun Zone” or something and undersold the fact that he had cloned dinosaurs.

“We’ve got a ferris wheel, arcade, zoo area. Spared no expense!”

Neil Gaiman is one that hurts.

Barthelona.

I’m not surprised but fuck.

Erm, oh my damn?

I always thought Biggie was saying “You can’t touch my britches.”