how many keyboards do u have goosework goosington
07.01.2026 21:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@astrolux.bsky.social
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how many keyboards do u have goosework goosington
07.01.2026 21:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Blue Origin is like Black Mesa, and SpaceX is like Aperture Science
05.12.2025 21:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We should genetically engineer cats to help us cook thanksgiving dinner. just the brain.
27.11.2025 17:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Donβt deep fry a frozen turkey!!!
β¦Unless you want to explode. then go ahead.
Sometimes when Iβm bored I like to launch unwilling participants into the sun at relativistic speeds
27.11.2025 17:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Starship Booster 18 with its lower tanks ripped open.
jesus christ. look what they did to my poor son.
22.11.2025 18:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I remember the old SN daysβ¦. hardware-rich programs are the most spectacular to watch. Especially if they have enough capital to blow up a bajillion ships to get the data they need.
21.11.2025 16:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hopefully this isnβt the start of a curse because they scrapped booster 17
21.11.2025 15:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0there's something about this that tickles my brain
21.11.2025 13:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0new glenn 9x4 variant taking off from a launch pad
stage separation of new glenn 9x4 variant
NEW GLENN 9X4 IS SO BEAUTIFUL
21.11.2025 01:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*starts vibrating uncontrollably*
20.11.2025 00:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shuttle my behated
18.11.2025 18:04 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hypersonic backflips
18.11.2025 17:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0scrub origin
13.11.2025 20:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i hate the weather. delaying all my launches. >:(
10.11.2025 19:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Launch of New Glenn in under an hour!!! hype hype hype
09.11.2025 18:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i'm surprisingly excited for the florida starship pad & tower.
frankly im excited for both starbase and florida to get the new pads. i loooove ground infrastructure
i still cant wait until HLS launches from florida. that's gotta be the largest launch from kennedy since the Saturn V, right??
08.11.2025 22:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i doused 14 people with tar in 1694
08.11.2025 22:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm so holly. so jolly. filled with the christmas spirit. so christmas core. ho ho ho.
08.11.2025 22:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i cannot be trusted with a sleeve of oreos
06.10.2025 04:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I forgot how funny my posts are here
27.09.2025 09:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Flight 10 was crazy btw
09.09.2025 06:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh and the entire stack is SO asymmetrical...
i kinda like it...
these new official renders from SpaceX, of the superheavy booster make my mouth water...
it almost looks lewd without the skirt section around the turbines and plumbing LMAO
mark my words:
AI is gonna level out. I don't think it could get to true AGI
The vibes don't fit.
Every tech "wonder" that claims to have this big of an impact, LK-99, NFT scams, they all end up either underdelivering, or just straight up not be what people think it is.
But I think theyβre wayyy too far along in development for a drastic change like this. Iβm still supremely glad we have it in development AT ALLβ¦ and it looking as pretty as it is :3
13.08.2025 20:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You would have a much easier assembly & production too, I assume, with only having to make a big steel can instead of a tapered nosecone lol.
I also feel like the blunted nose wouldnβt affect the aerodynamics *that much*β¦ itβs a huge rocket, & aerodynamics matter the least amount during this stageβ¦
Iβd imagine, that having a blunter nose would enable the cargo doors to be much simpler, and the payload bay to have much more equal, cylindrical, volume. (Larger diameter/length modules for station building, for example.)
13.08.2025 20:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Regarding starshipβs second stage, I still donβt understand why itβs soβ¦ pointy?
I mean, it does look sick as hell, you canβt deny the aesthetic appeal with a ship like thatβ¦
But, thereβs so many advantages to having a blunter nose to the ship!