I miss the gentle summer rains. I can remember the last one. It’s just really loud thunderstorms and heat.
02.08.2025 01:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@sparklesorushex.bsky.social
Expert parallel parker, 1-handed texting aficionado, closet gamer, aspiring gardener, Self-Bagging Champ (‘22-‘23). Professionally unserious. Working to become your favorite urban legend. Everything I will or have ever said or posted is satire and/parody.
I miss the gentle summer rains. I can remember the last one. It’s just really loud thunderstorms and heat.
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