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Sparklesorus Hex

@sparklesorushex.bsky.social

Expert parallel parker, 1-handed texting aficionado, closet gamer, aspiring gardener, Self-Bagging Champ (‘22-‘23). Professionally unserious. Working to become your favorite urban legend. Everything I will or have ever said or posted is satire and/parody.

446 Followers  |  791 Following  |  174 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.9583

Latest posts by sparklesorushex.bsky.social on Bluesky

I miss the gentle summer rains. I can remember the last one. It’s just really loud thunderstorms and heat.

02.08.2025 01:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Good Morning - there is still beauty in this world. Let’s do what we can to help it grow.

31.07.2025 11:54 — 👍 19    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

If you light up your fireworks in a residential area, I wish nothing but the absolute worst that life has to offer.

04.07.2025 12:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So this is what the next level of hell looks like.

22.06.2025 00:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I usually thank them profusely.

19.06.2025 20:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Some people are actual rocket scientists. Some people are smart enough to be rocket scientists. Some people are neither of those things.

19.06.2025 11:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am so very sorry for your loss. No words can soothe the passing of someone dear, but I wish you feel the comfort of many lovely memories.

15.06.2025 22:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Geaux Cans in Louisiana always made me chuckle

04.06.2025 20:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did you walk right into heaven?

01.06.2025 00:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes. This is the way.

28.05.2025 11:49 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Spotted while walking my dog. This most excellent specimen was completely unfazed by me or my dog.

23.05.2025 14:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not a bot, but happy to be here 🌸☀️🌸

23.05.2025 11:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When will the too-tight, ill-fitting suit trend pass? Very few enjoyers of this trend have invested in a solid relationship with a tailor and it shows. Make it stop.

23.05.2025 11:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

So very pretty. Love the soft textures.

22.05.2025 21:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Greedy Peasant is top tier. 20/10

08.05.2025 01:47 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We listen and we take notes… 🤣

06.05.2025 21:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The more I garden, the more I hate grass lawn.

06.05.2025 20:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Holding you in my heart tonight 💜

06.05.2025 01:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The cherry blossoms are all gone so I’m glad I got this pic. Now, suddenly, it’s muggy, mosquito season.

02.05.2025 18:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ugh. People can be the worst sometimes. So sorry!

28.04.2025 22:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Billionaires should be required to travel economy at least twice a year.

27.04.2025 20:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My jasmine bloomed today. Happy Earth Day!

22.04.2025 23:38 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Oh.

17.04.2025 18:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Drifter from Destiny 2

17.04.2025 17:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am so glad there’s a safer place, but I really hate that it had to be like this.

17.04.2025 17:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think the brain worm is still very much alive and winning.

17.04.2025 17:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I want to go outside, but outside hates me right now.

14.04.2025 15:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I say ‘no worries’ a lot considering the state of things.

03.04.2025 12:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oof… I felt this in my sleep-deprived soul.

03.04.2025 00:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m so sorry. Holding Odesa in my heart tonight.

20.03.2025 21:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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