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New Brexit benefit just dropped

Sort it, Starmer

07.10.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How about whimsical socks?

Don't think it's ever been done

Anyway if it's enough to pay off the mortgage, happy days?

Soz if not, like

07.10.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rats in different sacks, for a change

07.10.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A good old fashioned "I'm a bigger cunt than you" spectacle.

07.10.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Small Faces - Tin Soldier (good quality)
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Fuck it, I'm posting it AGAIN

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07.10.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shoulda been me, PP πŸ˜”

07.10.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To Eccles?

07.10.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thatcher - let's have that milk off primary age kids

Johnson - Β£200m on a media room (that whatsherface got recorded in saying something that outed the parties) and all the racism and lies as much as you like so fucking what attitude

Jenrick - cunt

There's always the next wanker with them.

07.10.2025 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BUT if he drags enough morons out of voting for Reform when he replaces Badenoch to stop Farage getting a majority, I'll be a happy man.

07.10.2025 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The mother lode, proto-bigot, slime ball, help a mate dodge millions in tax, born with a silver spoon in his gob, kid with a middle name of "Thatcher" cunt.

I'm not a fan either.

07.10.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Petition to make people wipe their mobile phone's camera lens before taking photos

Half of them make me think I've got cataracts

05.10.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone need for today?

Person using mine can't drive over a massive tree apparently

04.10.2025 10:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My first ever United game, Spurs away 1981, him and Tilbrook were trotted out at half time.

So, there you are.

03.10.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok fair

03.10.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's Roy Cropper's coat I'm focused on

Give it back you fiend

03.10.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bene pendentes and all that

03.10.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm sorry but sometimes there's a meme and you gotta deploy it

03.10.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lebkuchen mit Aprikose in Lidl, lads

03.10.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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03.10.2025 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, she's kicked the Bucket?

(Someone had to do it)

(And probably already has)

03.10.2025 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What toilet will she use?

Just woke madness

03.10.2025 10:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Share a cell with Captain Tom's daughter πŸ™πŸ»

01.10.2025 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Michelle Mone in the mud

Park that yacht up love

01.10.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to cut down then, fair play

01.10.2025 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

America's "deport anyone mildly Hispanic" policy is at odds with their "eat food in portions the size of your cars" policy by the looks of it there

29.09.2025 09:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been ticking these off one by one on the socials for 5 years...

29.09.2025 09:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've absolutely no interest in golf, I do have an interest in some raging Confederate gun freak losing his shit as Europe win by 12 lengths or whatever the scoring is

I thought it would be over by now and the content would be everywhere ffs

28.09.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If he punted rejoin I wouldn't give a shit if it was Satan himself

28.09.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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28.09.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just off for a brisk walk into the North Sea

28.09.2025 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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