Trent Wooldridge

I never knew a church could be what Second was and continues to be today. Just the best people doing wonderful things.

When the fascism gets reduced from a rolling boil to more of a simmer while waiting for the rest of the constitution to be cooked, maybe we can discuss how allowing a media company to own greater than a 39% market share is batshit crazy anyway.

I love how someone will tell you "we can agree to disagree" like they are giving you permission to have an objectively true opinion that just doesn't fit in their own personal reality they've constructed for themself.

They're so gracious in that way.

wait, what??? Voice of Brain?

Do we know if he ever did figure out how to pierce Brosnan?

We should probably take note as a society that this is the umpteenth time that liveposting on social media about a headline-grabbing shooting requires one to BE SPECIFIC ABOUT WHICH SHOOTING THEY ARE POSTING ABOUT because the events are overlapping.

I think he's going to be tracking overtime games to see if the reduction in timeouts results in any corresponding reduction in overtime periods played.

That's perfect, thank you!

15 has to do big science research project this year and looking like he might do one on college football. CFB knowers, is there some kind of searchable database of, like... all the games?

Specifically, I'd like to be able to quickly find overtime games for use as data points.

You know who doesn't need a rebrand? The cracker that is broken to feed us. The barrel of blood that quenches our thirst. That's right. Jesus Christ. The original Rising Star.

Been sitting on this bench for 20 minutes and haven’t been called a wanker once, I want my money back.

Update: Liverpool vibes remain unblemished

My wife and I were just talking about this spot this morning. When we were there in November getting the Official Tourist Photo, we saw a lady walking her dog when it decided the walk was over, laid down, and refused to take another step. She had to drag it like 20 feet before it gave in.

Liverpool first vibes: immaculate

We have decided to simply not return.

A Wind in the Willows themed restaurant is every bit as charming as you might imagine it would be.

Found at the Stonewall National Monument Visitors Center. ❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️

Man, I can’t believe that Trump cut his intelligence resources in the Middle East by half a week after accepting a plane from Qatar and a day after hosting a bribe dinner for the richest assholes in the world

It really is hard to wrap your mind around what a colossal piece of shit JD Vance is.

it still cracks me up that a branded mug and 12oz of everyman Jason Isbell's coffee will set you back $40 plus tax, S&H.

Sun dried Guatemalan beans with notes of marmalade and peanut brittle sure as shit ain't getting served in the lobby of a Super 8 Motel.

like, who can do anything with this? par for the course for a country whose favorite sport ends in a tie half the time.

trying to get the 10-day+ forecast for the UK and it's basically "likely cool and rainy with brief periods of sun, but then again, sunny and warm conditions could prevail, allowing only intermittant rain. Who's to say? Temps should be above normal, except of course for those times they are below."

I stepped out of the house and put my iPods in to start a walk as the Hogs went to bat in the top of the 8th.

4.14 miles and 1hr5m later, there is 1 out in the bottom
of the 9th.

I found some old notebooks from college tonight. Here are notes from a class I took a quarter-century ago called American Political Thought.

That last paragraph. Woof.

Can you hold the phone to either ear without hands, or are you strictly one ear only?

I look like Quasimodo when I try to hold the phone with my left ear and I feel like being ambidearxtrous would really boost my office productivity.

Playing to my peoples!

Don’t call it private equity, it’s “creamy shittification”

She's a beaut! Congrats!

Jurassic Ark

c'mon if you really think you can keep up!

going across the river! Might as well call it date night.

Ibuprofen
Poppi
Fairlife
MiraLAX
Soap
maybe even some socks. as a little treat.