Trent Wooldridge

Los Gatos de San Juan always hold it down

I JUST got myself comfortable tearing down the fear of eternal damnation and now these motherfuckers got me praying that hell is real.

If you had to take one single thing to point to and say THIS is how we got to where we are, and THIS is why it might be too late to save ourselves, I’m not sure I could provide a better example.

What kinda fucking podunk low rent inflatable bounce house situation are these teams running out of?

Might as well have the cheerleaders paint some zingers on a white sign and run through that bitch.

Luke Hasz doesn’t need NIL, he’s still sitting pretty collecting those royalties from Kingpin

Watching with bemused indifference, only to see what DARPA has cooked up this week

Hogs have lost 8 in a row and Tess said we’re pushing through the finish line of the season, which is technically true according to Newton

not to do the thing again, but fuck it, sometimes you have to... if Obama had called for John McCain to be executed, the nation would cease to function.

Markets and schools would close. We'd be parked in front of the tv, a la 9/11, waiting to learn what would become of our nation.

that has become my GC's Leeeeeeroy Jenkins

Why is this video in my favorites? Because I get multiple requests every year to send it to someone.

Arizona Cardinal looking ah uniforms

All that and too many are now going to parse the dictionary definition of pedophile vs ephebophile at the same time they call the LGBT community wicked and try to claim it’s Christian love.

Just completely bonkers.

bonkers that 9+ yrs ago we heard the man talk about moving on women like a bitch and grabbing their pussies.

AND THEN he was elected x2, impeached x2, made a felon x43, found liable of SA, drew a naked woman as a gift for a pedophile and talked of their secrets.

And evangelicals haven’t budged.

THEY ARE ACTIVELY REFUSING TO FEED CHILDREN AGAINST A COURT ORDER.

THEY SHUT YOU OUT OF NEGOTIATIONS ON THE BUDGET BILL THAT BLOWS UP HEALTHCARE TO GIVE BILLIONAIRES A TAX BREAK.

JUST SAY THAT. OVER AND OVER.

THIS WAS YOUR ONE LEVER, AND YOU GAVE IT AWAY
HOW ARE YOU SO FUCKING BAD AT THIS.

I’m sure Republicans will graciously praise the spirit of bipartisanship instead of gloating about dog walking Senate Dems and flipping the blame to Dems by accurately depicting it as a shutdown they created that materially changed fuckall.

Tits on a motherfucking boar, I stg.

The man said “are you good with whipped cream?”

“Uhh, sure.”

I was not familiar with their game.

My wife, two beers deep and inspecting a nativity ornament in the Christmas decorations aisle at HomeGoods: whose goddamn white baby is that????

millions of peaches, peaches dirty
millions of peaches, killing for free

to be fair, it was always going to be a deli cut case to prosecute.

Trump shuffling around like Travolta in Pulp Fiction, worrying more about what to do with his hands than the dude laid out in the floor five feet away is a distillation so pure it should come with a certificate of authenticity and tasting notes.

I never knew a church could be what Second was and continues to be today. Just the best people doing wonderful things.

When the fascism gets reduced from a rolling boil to more of a simmer while waiting for the rest of the constitution to be cooked, maybe we can discuss how allowing a media company to own greater than a 39% market share is batshit crazy anyway.

I love how someone will tell you "we can agree to disagree" like they are giving you permission to have an objectively true opinion that just doesn't fit in their own personal reality they've constructed for themself.

They're so gracious in that way.

wait, what??? Voice of Brain?

Do we know if he ever did figure out how to pierce Brosnan?

We should probably take note as a society that this is the umpteenth time that liveposting on social media about a headline-grabbing shooting requires one to BE SPECIFIC ABOUT WHICH SHOOTING THEY ARE POSTING ABOUT because the events are overlapping.

I think he's going to be tracking overtime games to see if the reduction in timeouts results in any corresponding reduction in overtime periods played.

That's perfect, thank you!

15 has to do big science research project this year and looking like he might do one on college football. CFB knowers, is there some kind of searchable database of, like... all the games?

Specifically, I'd like to be able to quickly find overtime games for use as data points.

You know who doesn't need a rebrand? The cracker that is broken to feed us. The barrel of blood that quenches our thirst. That's right. Jesus Christ. The original Rising Star.

Been sitting on this bench for 20 minutes and haven’t been called a wanker once, I want my money back.