A Klinger

Humiliation ritual: the skits at the beginning of a season of great British bake off

my small act of resistance is I always let my dog piss on e-scooters have fun on your piss scooters u morons

People who hate me hate to see me coming (kidding no one hates me haha)

So what would you say your biggest weakness is

To be honest, sometimes you just need to stop for a little coffee before a hit

How do you write on peoples walls I wanna say wassap

look I love soup, it’s great. However sometimes I yearn for crunch

it somehow took me until just now to realize the name Pearl Jam is a cum joke. Already didn’t care for them much, really really don’t care for them now. Distasteful.

Searching for sound effects is one of the most distracting parts of editing, you’re like I want a drop of water but it should be relaxed

Hey I know we’re all having a good time at the haunted barn Frankenstein but I want to remind you there are rules

Intense snow in chicago after a 60 degree day, climate change is not just making the weather warmer it’s making the weather weirder

Marry Fuck Kill
John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt

this would go hard framed in a lake house