Goth Fish

A grey fish looks diagonally at the camera. He has a visible frown.

I wish I could say I was disappointed, but that would imply I expected something better.

01.07.2025 08:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Photo of a fish tank. On the left, an upside-down snail has an algae tablet pulled over itself like a blanket. On the right, two red eye tetras are facing away.

If you see someone too overwhelmed to even sit upright to eat, just swim past. Your day to lie down sucking on an algae tablet is coming soon enough.

20.05.2025 20:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Apologize? Okay, I'm sorry that capitalism has punctured your ability to ignore the greed of the ruling class.

16.05.2025 06:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Since you're going to fail, be a statement-making, beautiful failure. You need more eyeliner.

14.05.2025 19:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A small silver fish with a black striped tail glares at you with its red eye

Don't bother apologizing for a late email, that only draws their attention to the date they would otherwise have ignored while facing the crushing certainty of societal collapse.

13.05.2025 22:35 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0