Evil Ray

I'm so mean I once shot myself for snoring.

"You can change it, you can accept it, or you can leave it. What is not a good option is to sit around wishing you would change it but not changing it, wishing you would leave it but not leaving it, and not accepting it." - Naval Ravikant
#stoic #stoicism

So the museum ship tour guide says to the group, she says, "Please keep your voices down, this is a place of warship."

"The best answer to anger is silence." - Marcus Aurelius
#stoic #stoicism

So the police detective says to the spatchcocker, she says, "We suspect fowl play."

This afternoon on Out Of Context Theater:

"When you're wearing rose colored glasses red flags just look like flags."

"It is more necessary for the soul to be cured than the body; for it is better to die than to live badly." - Epictetus
#stoic #stoicism

So Wally/Waldo says to Carmen, he says, "Because I don't want to be spotted."

"Receive without conceit, release without struggle." - Marcus Aurelius
#stoic #stoicism

So the Earthwoman says to the Vegan, she says, "Almond milk? That's just nuts!"

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

"Sometimes saying 'fuck it' at the right time can be a very powerful thing. It tells your mind that you are willing to do whatever it takes to get to the other side." - David Goggins
#stoic #stoicism

So the very fungi says to the realtor, he says, "I like to entertain so I need as mushroom as possible."

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"What upsets us is not things themselves but our judgements about these things." - Epictetus
#stoic #stoicism

So the scarecrow says to the Nobel prize committee, he says, "Because I'm out standing in my field."

YouTube video by RHINO Ramones - Bonzo Goes To Bitburg (Official Audio)

Love the song, hate that it's relevant again.

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This afternoon on Out Of Context Theater:

"To be fair, the cable guy usually calls first."

"To be stoic is not to be emotionless, but to remain unaffected by your emotions." - James Pierce
#stoic #Stoicism

So the lady says to the judge, she says, "No first time a Gibson *then* a Fender."

This evening on Out Of Context Theater:

"I went to the grocery store and bought a rotisserie chicken because spite is hungry work."

"Throw out your conceited opinions, for it is impossible for a person to begin to learn what they think they already know." - Epictetus
#stoic #Stoicism

So the one schooling Thunnus says to the other schooling Thunnus, they says, "There's something fishy going on."

"We don’t abandon our pursuits because we despair of ever perfecting them." - Epictetus
#stoic #Stoicism

So the doc says to the bird flu victim, he says, "You require tweetment."

PEN-EN CYW IAR!

Who's laughing now, Austria-Hungary?
¡¿WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!

Did you look in the underneath of the sink?

"Fortune falls heavily on those for whom she’s unexpected. The one always on the lookout easily endures." - Seneca
#stoic #stoicism

So Dav says to the cop, he says, "Sorry, the cop, I've lost my ID."