Michael Heath

Daniel Penny is guest of Trump and Vance at Army v Navy game Mr Penny was acquitted earlier this week of homicide after a homeless man died when he restrained him on a subway.

This here is Trump's way of saying "If I can be persecuted by Alvin Bragg, so can you! I'm just one of you!" and it's truly a pathetic move.

Unfortunately it's going to work. They're going to turn this guy into a folk hero and it's going to play up sympathy for Trump at the same time.

This one's not a kapo.

This one's a klafte

Hoping that NJT, PATH and MTA all set up official accounts here so I can finally cut Xitter lose completely.

*New Jersey* is red

ftfy

To its credit, AA is how I discovered Rachel Maddow. I also loved Ron Kuby. He was much more interesting to listen to when he wasn't opposite Curtis Sliwa.

Then they started hemorrhaging talent and gave Montel Williams a show and he started pushing Sylvia Brown. That's when I stopped tuning in.

His entire timeline is right there for you to peruse. He's a published journalist (WaPo, Slate, Bloomberg) with years of content you can go check out.

*prepares for the incoming barrage of rotten fruits and veg*

Chuck Knoblauch

What is this shit, Netflix? I've got gigabit fiber and my whole family is asleep. this buffering ain't on me.

a man with a tattoo on his arm is working on a machine and says " for sure " ALT: a man with a tattoo on his arm is working on a machine and says " for sure "

Reporting for duty, cap!

Loving that it's all these years later and "hipster coffee bar" is still a thing

Hey this is the first ratio I'm participating in on Bsky and you absolutely deserve it for normalizing this insanity.

I'm a huge fan because she's no longer spending a damned fortune on underwear and bras and it's actually well made stuff.

My wife has become addicted to Parade bras. Very size inclusive and tons of styles and designs. It's easy to find half off codes on IG as well

yourparade.com

Cartoon of a room full of monkeys with typewriters, and a researcher coming through the door holding a pile of papers, saying, "No Shakespeare yet, but here's another copy of 'Art of the Deal'."

BREAKING: GENERAL MOTORS HAS AGREED IN NEGOTIATIONS TO ADD ALL EV BATTERY PLANTS TO THE NATIONAL UNION MASTER AGREEMENT.

STRIKES WORK

May the universe give me the strength to stop arguing with YECs on the internet.

Anybody else's nanobots going absolutely apeshit right now?

No...wait... That's just gas.

Obligatory

"No thanks, doc. I wasted my parents' money by not wearing my retainer 20 years ago. I'm sure as shit not wasting my own money to do it again."

lol yeah that's gonna be a no from me

The "Discover" tab shouldn't be showing me accounts I already follow. Seems like something they should improve.

Give it time. Eventually somebody over there will forget to re-register the domain and it'll get bought up by some squatter who can redirect it wherever they want.

"But Elmo fixed the bot problem!"

Also, probably a *ton* of abandoned accounts over there.

I'd like to see the internal numbers from them on accounts that have been idle for 6 months or more. I'll bet it's over 70%

I'd rather die alone, peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, and not screaming in terror holding on to those nearest me, like his passengers.

Unfortunately until they finally nut up and secede it'll be accurate.

Just don't send them to Jersey. We don't want them either.

Reverse racism is when you back your car over a racist just to make sure.

My sister called and asked if I was coming over this weekend.

That's how I find out.

What if you're a Vermont State Trooper?

youtu.be/1rlSjdnAKY4?...

Of all the blocks I collected on the bird site, Lenny's was my favorite