Call me M

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Merry Christmas!

Tis the season for Christmas cake 😘

I dont wear much jewellery, but a crystal plug is always the perfect accessory

Damn I should have used that one!

Thighs 😍😍😍

Festive Friday anyone?

I'm certain it has its own postcode 😳

Curves for days

That is a sentient beast and you can't convince me otherwise

Also, jfc 🤤

You're so right

I am completely lost for words 😳

I was not prepared 🥵

I remember when I went for my first peel, I came out and my skin was glowing and I loved it, then for about a week it looked dull and spotty and patchy. I genuinely thought it had been a waste (also v impatient 😂) but week 3 was golden for me!

In 2-3 weeks though your skin will look so fabulous, I promise it will be worth it

So, just a bit of a sample of what I've recorded, something I've been threatening for a while. It'll be up on the Reddit this weekend.

Not to give away the surprise, but a priest and a confessional and an Irish accent...

I'll post lewds again I'm sure, in the mean time I am working on my rapidly failing mental health!!

@sirkwelles.bsky.social thank you for your beautiful words 😘

Umm, hi again blue sky

I am supposed to be cooking dinner, but my tits look great today and so I need to lay in the bath and take 38 photos of them

I really should go back to the pink hair

Damn, I cannot get out of that one

Because I wear too many jumpers 😂😘

I love to get it extra sloppy, best get a towel down

Guilty, no judge in world would believe it wasn't me. Damn, cuff me throw away the key

My lawyer said not to admit to anything 🤐

I have shopped, and now I have hit the wall.

I need a foot rub, a cup of tea and a custard cream