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26 | 18+ | He/Him | Bi | Kink Positive Lewdy Lover | DM's Open | pfp by TheMeekest

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I buy wireless headphones instead for this reason, more-easily replaceable battery. What I didn't count on though was both of my previous "premium" wireless headphones physically breaking into two from just regular use before a battery replacement was needed.

18.11.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
We Made Perfect Thermal Paste in a Factory, ft. Der8auer | Made In Germany
YouTube video by Gamers Nexus We Made Perfect Thermal Paste in a Factory, ft. Der8auer | Made In Germany

youtu.be/HsIk_mMrt2w

17.11.2025 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The creature is trying its best.

16.11.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That good milk ain't free
You gotta earn your sip

14.11.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gΜΆoΜΆoΜΆdΜΆ ΜΆdΜΆoΜΆgΜΆgΜΆyΜΆ!ΜΆ ΜΆ bad kitty?

13.11.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Metal grate floor entranceway.

Metal grate floor entranceway.

Realized too late

13.11.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Any homebrew game developers here? We have a proposition for you.

13.11.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Need someone to recreate all the locations from Driveclub in BeamNG please and thank you.

12.11.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reggie is right.

11.11.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think that's called hallucinating
At least that's what the voices tell me

11.11.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When someone says "not now" to cuddles

10.11.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ban this person for 10000 years

10.11.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry if that made it maybe come across as snarky or pretentious (⇀‸↼•)

08.11.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Think about it a bit, if this were genuine it wouldn't be a message it would be a highlighted notification or a pinned banner on your profile, like what you get on twitter/x and elsewhere, and for something that requires timed action you would also get an email stating the same thing.

08.11.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So many GOATed phones from that era.

07.11.2025 08:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

do NOT talk to reporters

βšͺ

06.11.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Were that cat tongue it'd be so over

04.11.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Comment for Engagement Boost πŸ“ˆ

03.11.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The errors that come just before the shutdown looks like the storage drive disappearing causing the system to hard crash and reboot. Can't exactly say what is causing it.

01.11.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Truly Terrifying
πŸ°πŸ’πŸ¦Š
πŸ”πŸ¦Š // 🐰πŸ₯΄ ➑️ 😈🦊
Terrifyingly Hot

31.10.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Especially if they might be armed, I'd rather not risk my own skin were I in such a position.

31.10.2025 10:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why stop at just the pillow when you can be the whole bed

30.10.2025 09:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Current terms on a website, while a PDF copy of your terms is provided with the final files to your clients.

29.10.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a cartoon penguin with a big mouth ALT: a close up of a cartoon penguin with a big mouth

Don't stress
You'll barely notice I'm here

28.10.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, and yes.

28.10.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mysterious indigo mist

28.10.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cats always have such strange ways of telling you they want something

28.10.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Case in point: Insert list of all the companies that had strong ties or worked closely with the Nazi regime.

Some still decades later trying to apologize and make up for their cooperation during that relatively short period in history.

28.10.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely a scam

27.10.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

5 Course meal coming right up!

27.10.2025 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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