Jan the 3rd

and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

it's not FOR us

I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.

let's Gorf

mein leben fühlt sich Tristan und Isolde mal wieder rausgehen

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Every accusation is an intention.

I love this for him.

tem get fish

Message from x dot com saying: "Deactivated. Your Account is deactivated. Sorry to see you go. #GoodBye"

no going back after 13 years, still an easy decision. hope the rest of the smash community can find me here!

das erste E-Auto von heute wird mir im Kopf bleiben! Aber so einen "Anne Frank und MLK sind im selben Jahr geboren"-Moment hatte ich noch nicht :p

die SPD plakate ne? mega sinnlos

our have chosen to be a woman. you will be affected more by the anomalies of the zone. at the same time you will gain XP faster. are you ready to continue?

informed consent HRT form:

in Germany, only if you specify tap water. They WILL charge you 3,50€ for a glass if you don't. you also don't get a free water bottle on the table like in France :(

Bart Simpson talking to a car. Bart tells the car, "You are the bane of my existence." The car responds, "Beep beep."

Our stupid car has sunk us $2,500 in the hole. I freakin' love automotive travel. Any help would be greatly appreciated. gofund.me/1aca55f3

A screenshot of a New York Times update that says: In Grand Central Terminal, Leon Chang, 26, of Brooklyn, said he had not heard of congestion pricing and asked what it was. When explained it was a toll for cars entering Manhattan, he then asked “What do you mean? What is a car?” Walking outside, we showed him a vehicle parked on the street. He gently touched the hood of the car. “You wish to forbid these majestic beasts from entering the city,” he said in a wistful tone. “It is a folly of man. The desire to tame the world around us.”

where does the new york times even find these people

macht sehr spaß! auch wenn ich nicht besonders gut bin :D

yippie

This one is more accurate.

That's generally not a good thing

My dumbass thought it was milk toast

A public park with bicycle paths or maybe an apartment complex would go hard here

Just secured an impeccable instagram reels pull

Wow that's weirdly very sad!!

I was wondering why I got a notification that you followed me but it was gone when I opened the app lmao

Very pog