Mike Petersen

My favourite mom.

The demolition of the east wing of the White House is obviously just a hoax, a Democrat hoax, and it's Obama's fault, and Sleepy Joe too. Obviously. If you look.

I'm diggin' the No Kings protests, but I'm afraid Trump won't understand any of it. He never does.

That was the cross's original purpose, after all. Inhumane punishment.

Absolutely.

I suppose he deserves some credit, but I'm already bracing for a long spell of incessant gloating. Until, of course, someone violates the ceasefire altogether and everything goes back to "normal" over there.

Wait. Wait! Did I miss it? I was expecting a major Nobel Peace Prize tantrum from the Orange One.

Isn't it obvious? TrumpRx. He wanted a health care plan named after him, because Obama had one. Never mind that the Affordable Care Act was only given the unofficial nickname "ObamaCare". Trump's full frontal Obama Envy is now out there, waggin' around for all to see. TrumpRx. He wins, I guess.

Gulp.

Creepy AF. Elon Musk is following my instagram now. Apparently.

RIP Jane Goodall.

I can't wait for the Pete Hegseth "Warrior Ethos" South Park episode!

Right then. Let's boil down Pete Hegseth's new military "standards" - no more diversity, highest male standards only, and no more fat guys. Call a spade a spade, Pete. You want the Aryan Ideal.

Oh, if I must ...

So, Pumpkin Head is deploying a battalion of armed soldiers to protect his armed soldiers, from what is apparently a siege by unarmed protestors? Yeah, okay. Release the Epstein Files.

21 years and counting, here, Jean. You can do it!

Thanks for having me on, James!

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Isn't it obvious? They want you to stop taking Tylenol and "tough it out" when you have a headache or a fever, so they can eventually roll out their new WONDER DRUG, as recommended by Team Quack - Oz and RFK JR.

It's just around the corner. Count on it.

Here's what'll happen. Like when he said the US had more COVID because of testing. "We don't do tests, we won't have cases." And cancelling the Hunger Report, as if to say: "If there's no report, there's no hunger." Now they'll stop screening for autism. "If we don't test for it, we won't have any."

Well there goes Tylenol's shareholder profits, in one fell word salad!

I can't wait to hear what Jimmy is going to say during his opening moments on Tuesday.